ALL Funny Brasch Tactics, War Ads, Propaganda - HellDivers 2 - FOR SUPER EARTH

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Watching educational material is good for managed democracy and a law for every citizen of Super Earth.
I went a little crazy putting this together. May my sacrifice for the citizens of Super Earth be recorded in the Halls of Liberty.

Chapters:
0:00 Eagle Sweat - Full
0:59 Hard Work - Dreams Ad
1:41 Strohmann News Break
3:02 Propaganda Short 1
3:13 Automatons Must Be Stopped
3:44 Liberty Day Ad
4:18 Propaganda Short 2
4:29 Brasch Tactics - Fire Modes
5:19 PA Announcement 1
5:29 Propaganda Short 3
5:39 Brasch Tactics - Injuries
6:26 Automatons - Heart Ad
6:54 Eagle Sweat - Short
7:16 Propaganda Short 4
7:26 Brasch Tactics - Team Work
8:04 Propaganda Short 5
8:15 Brasch Tactics - Cover
9:00 Brasch Tactics - Armored Enemies
9:56 Terminids Ad
10:15 Propaganda Short 6
10:27 Brasch Tactics - Reloading
11:10 Propaganda Short 7
11:20 Super Earth Ad
11:30 Propaganda Short 8, 9, 10, 11
12:15 CCS Ad
12:51 Propaganda Short 12, 13, 14
13:27 Managed Democracy Ad
13:40 Propaganda Short 15
13:54 Terminid Murderer's Ad
14:22 Morgunson Defense Ad
15:10 Propaganda Short 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
15:59 PA Announcement 2, 3 (P-Short21)
16:31 Propaganda Short 22, 23
16:49 Brasch Tactics - Tagging
17:32 Propaganda Short 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,(PA 4)

[DiamondCrash]

Love how there wasn't a "no" option on the "would you enlist to fight the robots" survey. It's just "yes", "already did" and "i can't for medical reasons" presumably because saying "no" would get your thrown into the gulag for treason.

[greggersonny]

*“Now they will find out just how hard every man, woman and child* _(over 7)_ *will work to stop them!”*

[LakesideTrey]

I like how Brasch Tactics implies most helldivers struggle to learn basic military tactics like cover

[Neo.]

Freedom means that everyone is equal.
*That’s why we’ve invented the Citizen Clasaification System to know which ones of us are the most equal!*

[krustygaming]

Everyone is equal here, children over seven have the same labor rights as full grown men, that’s freedom.

[andrewotaku]

Arrowhead nailed the satire with these commercials.

[holyknightamax]

" Enlistment is irrevocable. Minimum enlistment period : 10 years " 💀💀💀

[Moneo_Atreides]

2:41 "rumors of Illuminate sightings" uh oh

[david]

I love how the voting booth in the animation just has one button 😂

[brucemaximus]

"Propaganda?"
I think you mean "completely accurate and contextualized reporting, " citizen.

[shivalah]

The News channel is called “Strohmann News” literally “Strawman news.” This game!

[guyflitt]

"Skepticism is treason."

"Treason... is bad."

[Saberfighterx]

One thing I love is that the network distributing all of these is literally the ministry of TRUTH not information or even the ministry of law but literally truth

[LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

"Don't worry! Top SuperEarth scientists have proven that bugs do not feel pain"

My disappointment is immeasurable. Those charger fricks should feel boiling inside their carapace alive as they're being hosed down by an orbital laser cannon.

[weirdferretthing]

Dissidents be like, "ThIs Is SuPeR eArTh PrOpAgAnDA"

And I'm like, "Yeah, and it worked, triple the defense budget"

[shirokatatsu]

15:00 holy fuck ? Full auto shotgun for home defense? Sign me up.

[mattmoy]

"Hard work can get you there" - some might say it even makes you free

[Holyduck]

Bugs don't feel pain? That sucks. How will I know I'm killing them good?!

[myrddrral]

"Brasch tactics: use them, or die trying! "
"Mostly the second option, to be honest..."

[ChillyReaper]

The Reloading Brasch Tactics was the first ad I got on TV, and I'm glad I got that so I could train myself not to reload immediately after a kill like in most other shooters.