Dumbest 911 Calls

We created a list of some of the dumbest 911 calls we could find. GMM #448!
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[ijustlivehere]

I once called the cops cause I was home alone and there was a monkey that got into my house(i live in the tropics) and it was destroying my kitchen and i was scared to touch it because it was very aggressive...they were about to send someone over until my dad came home, realised what was happening, grabbed the phone, apologized to the operator and said "i will handle then hung up and went into the kitchen, grabbed the monkey by the freaking tail and swung him out the window and closed it....he then turned to me and asked me if i was hungry....I didnt even know how badass my dad was until that moment.

[SimsloserTheAwkwardSimmer]

The last one was legit. They took her money and wouldn't give it back!

[bonniebunny]

I have a friend who has a 4 year old little brother. He called 911 and this is what he said
"911, what's your emergency?"
"WE RAN OUT OF POP-TARTS!!!"
I'm not joking either XD

[kudrrrr]

The last one is pretty reasonable, I mean they practically stole her money.

[ayato___]

In my opinion, the last one wasn't completely dumb. Because if you want something and pay for it, you either get it or get your money back.

[joycharles]

The last one she didn't call because they ran out nuggets she called because they wouldn't give her money back. 

[Technogamer]

The women from the McDonalds scenario shouldn't get arrested because if someone refuses to give you your money back when u cancel an order that is illegal

[SYKRAL]

That last one was completely justified, they are basically taking her money, they needed to just give the money back, and why did they take her money before she ordered her food?

[tiredtobio]

My neighbor called the police and complained that a squirrel was on her tree in her backyard

[bryceleszczynski]

The one with the chicken nuggets shouldn't have been arrested. They wouldn't give her the money back. That McDonalds manager committed fraud and got away with it

[caesium]

Well if the manager won't give her a refund even though she's not buying anything, who's she supposed to call? That's theft.

[madisonbertrand]

The McDonalds one is justified because they won't give her the money

[FluffyroxGames]

You know what... whoever was the manager of that McDonald's should be arrested! Having no chicken nuggets is a crime!

[FoxElliott]

So, they took money from you, basically theft. And the police arrest you. Ok

[dawn]

I don't blame the lady for calling the police about a refund At McDonalds

[Redeadhunter]

If I ever see a 2 foot wide spider I'm leaving the planet.

[CrazyOne]

I read that once a little boy called 911, because he didn't want to eat his grandma's disert, so the police officer told him to try it and maybe he likes it, and he did. haha

[clashofclansrocks]

You should be able to text 911.  What if the rapist is on the other side of the room and you can't talk to the cops or he will know where you are.

[ImTyProductionz]

last one is not bad, she ordered something, she couldn't get it, they took her money . they should have given her money back simple.

[RivalJohnnie]

I feel like the chicken nugget lady was justified because they weren't giving her the money back. If she paid for something that they didn't have, they should give the money back