NEVER WIPE AGAIN! The Backpacking Bidet!?

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[claybarrel]

So true... I call it the "Mountain House Stomach Music". I wake up in the morning to my stomach having a full on conversation—I'm all like, wat the?? Oh, yeah, almost forgot LOLOL!

[freeheel]

Breakfast scramble is what you do in the morning to get to the outhouse.

[AlaskanGeezer]

I do carry t.p. or Dude wipes. I pack them out. Worth it. I prefer Peak ReFuel to Mt House. No laxative effect. Great channel. Not wiping with leaves or rocks. Snowballs ok.... but I live in Alaska.

[TheAjeads]

The guarantee not to do a damn thing….lol

[michelstronguin]

A bidet reduces the amount of TP you need. But its not zero.

[Kuruflower]

Ok, I have been backpacking for 40+ years. I have never heard of a backpack bidet.

[countrygirlbaker]

Thank you, thank you, and thank you 🎉

[KrizAkoni]

Never, ever, ever……ever trust a trail fart. 😳

[AdamxSoldo]

Bidets work so well though - might have to look into this - it’s all about water pressure 🌊

[freeheel]

Stay away from the turkey tetrazinni !

[charliekendall]

My concern involves valuable drinking water being used for housekeeping or drinking

[scottplumer]

Bidets are fine after the wipe, for that extra-fresh feeling, but no way they're replacing TP.

[samketchum]

100% argee! I use one but with TP. Of course I have an orange one!

[Geoffrey]

You know you're supposed to use your hands, right, not just squirt and go?

[tomcranks]

"Brawny paper towels, it's for dinner."

[jgeisler]

I couldn't agree more with you on this, Bryce.

[Swimdeep]

Here’s the poop on backwoods bidet use:
#1 First thing you need to do is practice with it AT HOME. Getting the right trajectory, amount of water per squeeze, body position, etc. takes some practice. You can do “dry runs” in the bathtub.

#2 (no pun intended) Use a drop or two of Castile soap, like Dr. Bronner’s in the DEDICATED bottle. My bidet comes with its own soft plastic bottle. Disposable water bottles make a lot of noise when you squeeze it and I do not want to draw any
attention to my endeavor.

#3 Have a cotton bandana or CuloCloth with you to dry off your nether regions AFTER you have thoroughly squirted off all offending material. Even if you missed a spot, the bandana or culocloth can be easily washed and let dry on the outside of your pack.

All of this technique takes a little practice but the benefits for outweigh the the effort it took to learn. NO MORE TP 🧻 No more hiking out used tp in a stinky plastic bag that could come open and smear it’s contents all over your needed gear or burying tp that often ends up unburied.
Instead you get a truly clean feeling bum and bidet use really gets rid of “swamp ass.” 🌿

[linechaay]

I wont use tp, I dont use a bidet. I use a rock! I used to carry a little squirt bottle I'd use but I found it easier to only carry my drinking water, the rock I carry is perfectly shaped and smooth, and it wipes off on prarie grass super easily

[safromnc]

SPot on Bro ! Avoid the dingleberries !

[karenashton]

I’m a woman hell yes I need tp or to those at Philmont ap for all purpose