Hoi4: What If Germany Does Nothing Wrong

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[Buzzy_Bland]

In this universe, Mr. Adolph came out with his award winning book, Mein Easy Time.

A book declaring that all Germans must assemble and preserve… things in a factory.

[TFrog]

Hitler decided that if he couldn’t get into art school he would make his mom proud some other way

[viltsu]

"It's relaxing game, it's time to be happy"
_switches to war economy_

[antoniomatejgveric]

Adolph in this timeline: "Any alliance whose purpose is not to wage peace is senseless and useless."

[derevianne]

imagine the faces of people like Churchill when turns out that Moustacheman really is not an aggressor and appeasement was good

[AlvinYorkII]

Ahh yes my favorite late 30's quote

"I feel like you may be, just a bit too warmongery for my taste."

-Hitler on receiving Mussolini's Italy into the Axis
1939 Colorized

[ZenikkTF]

Why does stak unironically have a voice for for like a documentary or something like that? Very soothing as well

[Rickuo]

>Be Germany
>mind your own business
>hated and mistreated anyways

[gregoryjames]

Alternate title: Getting the Puppetmaster achievement in the dumbest way possible

[Stofski]

Therapist: it's OK, a Balkanised Russia does not exist.

Stakuyi: And for my next move...

[leestewart]

I usually play Germany like this. the UK goes out of their way to get into a war with Germany.

[roguegen]

Everyone got what they wanted for Christmas except the USSR, Italy, and China who got demolished by Japan off screen.

[ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

Adolph the rednose fuehrer. Had a very shiny Poland. And if you ever saw him, hed be in the French lowland.

[elementalcreeper]

Just me or is staks voice nice to listen to
Edit: i posted this comment six months ago, why tf did it blow up so much XD

[jodofe]

"Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Frieden?! Wollt ihr ihn, wenn nötig, totaler und radikaler, als wir ihn uns heute überhaupt erst vorstellen können?!"

[USELESSDCK]

Stak unironically having a perfect asmr voice was unexpected

[iwantcrawfish]

" aren't we supposed to be the baddies?"

[WatermelonDog]

United Kingdom: No Germany you were supposed to invade Poland so that then me and France can declare war on you- oh.

[visyxl]

Me, a czech seeing that czechoslovakia still exists:
*"Yes, g o o d"*

[imcommunist]

"i think that we have made a very peaceful world" casually says on 100% world tension