I Can Haz Torrentz? - DIGITAL UTOPIA

Welcome to Digital Utopia- a digital home and sanctuary located in your very own mind! Your utopia is the perfect place to escape to. Whether you just need a little break or you need long term relief from the falsehoods of real life, Utopia is always closer than you think! Feel free to stay as long as you'd like. What's in your Digital Utopia?

Digital Utopia is an album created to question escapism. In a time ruled by technology, how much of the future being promised to us is viable? Why is it easier to just live in our own internet dream bubbles? Why did the future advertised to us seem so much cooler in the 2000s ( XD )? In all, this album is just a silly way to ask those questions as well as pay tribute to Teh Interwebz, nostalgia, and the retro futurism aesthetics of the 90s and 2000s. From chill wii- like music and ambient jungle sounds to borderline nightcore and hyperpop tunes, I have put a lot of love into my silly utopia! This idea has been cooking for 2 years and I wanted to wait until I felt I could execute it to the best of my abilities! I hope you enjoy!

--LYRICS--
Ugh... I just need a copy of Photoshop...
Good thing I know where to go!

I love piracy,
Stealing shits my favorite thing,
I wanna fuck it up and torrent the whole world! (x2)

Limewire, pick me, I'm the captain of this ship and these seas,
And I know you wanna seed that, hee hee,
But you'll never get to take these from me, oh...

My plunder is my software,
My booty is these ROMs,
My treasure is my Zoo Tycoon,
My gold is in these songs,

I don't get what's so wrong,
it's just a little fun,
try talking to me when you have to pay for real songs.

My plunder is my software,
My booty is these ROMs,
My treasure is my Zoo Tycoon,
My gold is in these songs,

What the fuck do you MEAN I need a registration key for Photoshop!?
Whatever, it came with a keygen.

Initializing key generation sequence...

At the speed of light,
Keys for your delight,
Come to steal a while,
We'll do it in style!

Okay... Just gotta copy and paste... perfect!

Yar har, fiddle de dee
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

FUCK, I got a trojan :(

[milkypossum]

Lyrics:
Ugh... I just need a copy of Photoshop...
Good thing I know where to go!

I love piracy,
Stealing shits my favorite thing,
I wanna fuck it up and torrent the whole world! (x2)

Limewire, pick me, I'm the captain of this ship and these seas,
And I know you wanna seed that, hee hee,
But you'll never get to take these from me, oh...

My plunder is my software,
My booty is these ROMs,
My treasure is my Zoo Tycoon,
My gold is in these songs,

I don't get what's so wrong,
it's just a little fun,
try talking to me when you have to pay for real songs.

My plunder is my software,
My booty is these ROMs,
My treasure is my Zoo Tycoon,
My gold is in these songs,

What the fuck do you MEAN I need a registration key for Photoshop!?
Whatever, it came with a keygen.

Initializing key generation sequence...

At the speed of light,
Keys for your delight,
Come to steal a while,
We'll do it in style!

Okay... Just gotta copy and paste... perfect!

Yar har, fiddle de dee
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

FUCK, I got a trojan :(

[DialEEggs]

If Buying isn't Owning then Pirating isn't Stealing

[longjimthealmighty]

“DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!”

[GreggoryLee]

"culture shouldn't only be owned by those who can afford it"

[dreadcrimson]

Andyland COOKED with the animation to this AND bro's got good taste

[ShadovvXero]

Remember, kids. If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing

[theultimateswagon]

Choosing to believe that somewhere out there, this song is passing the torch by teaching some impressionable child how to pirate Photoshop

[HibiWagyu]

HIHIII! Andy brought me here

Edit: I guess this is the "Andy brought me here" button now...

Edit2: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP LIKING AND COMMENTING PLEASE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THESE NOTIFICATIONS OFF

[Quixoria]

Fun fact: Limewire still works in 2024. Go be yer inner pirate, just avoid the viruses.

[JayzzzTV]

fact: piracy isnt stealing, its technically copyright infringement

[SoftAlexandra]

Hear me out:
- Crappy old 10+ years laptop that's just laying around
- Linux installation on said machine
- Open-Source and pirated only software on it
- One Piece wallpaper
- THIS song as a bgm
- Running TL Legacy in the meantime to play some Minecraft
- Terminal open with some commands running in the meantime

Pretty much the whole aesthetic I'm dreaming about.

[ntheultimate]

0:50 You absolutely NAILED the vibe of the random, but crazy good aesthetic and vibes of songs that you'd hear in Keygens!

[Not_Dizi]

This gives major 2000s scene and I love it! XD

[jan-Pala]

i need a cut of the "i love piracy!!1!" section on loop for like an hour

[humbloom]

My theme song when downloading shovelware/abandonware such as Discovery Kids: Puppy Playtime (my likelihood of getting a virus is 99.9%)

[v_ATLAS_v]

Unusual theme, original structure. Do I see new great artists?

[vomerconch]

i love the 2000s energy from all of this so damn much

[joshuam-vnrd]

Remember kids, if there is no way to buy it so the developers get the money than its not piracy it's preservation

[Cashir]

This is actually so catchy, definitely deserves more attention :D

[generalcorgi]

I need an extended version of the first half, it goes way too hard to be so short