Rodney Dangerfield’s Best Lines from Home Improvement

In 1997, Rodney Dangerfield made a guest appearance on Home Improvement. In the episode, he meets Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor and lends a hand on Tool Time.

[SheenaDawn]

One of the all time greats, we'll never have another Rodney

[Katya_Lastochka]

"Here, honey, buy the rest of that dress... Boy could she break up a happy home." Best line.

[josephw]

I've heard these jokes a million times but I still laugh my ass off every time

[pyxwbks]

😂 one of the Greats of All Time. RIP Rodney

[jazzfusionary]

I can relate. When my house caught fire my wife told the kids, "Don't wake daddy he needs his sleep."

[robbernath]

"What comes after a sentence? An appeal!" - classic line from a classic comedian. Others can try, but there'll never be another Rodney Dangerfield (real name Jacob Cohen, BTW).

[frankbiz]

Rodney was incredible and is dearly missed. So glad that we can look at videos of him. Always a good laugh for sure.

[s]

Rodney and Groucho Marx, two of the sharpest comedy acts of ask time imo.

[kahunastev]

Such a classic show. Watched it alot when my kids were little. Ahh, the good old days.

[RichardT]

I know it was a tv show, but those damn kid actors had NO IDEA they were in the presence of royalty.

[erich]

Rodney came into his own like a fine wine. It took a long time for him to hit his stride but when he

[extremeconcepts]

Also funny to see him be the "straight guy" when Tim is trying to feed him lines

[Palestineexists]

After a sentence....an appeal 😂 Rodney is the king of one liners.

[justchill]

If Rodney tried his comedy act today, people would say he suffers from depression issues because people today don't understand the humor in self mocking. The greatest comedian ever, RIP "Rover" Dangerfield

[jimm.]

There will never be another Rodney. RIP.

[victorespino]

When I was born my doctor slapped my mother lol

[fnln]

Rodney Dangerfield brought laughter to an already funny show, Home Improvement.

Rodney (Jacob) didn't get respect, but I'll always have respect for Jacob!

To truly gifted comedians, from Rodney to Tim Allen (and countless others), thanks for the laughter! Keith

[TimAwolz]

"When I was a kid I could tell my parents really hated me. Once for Christmas they bought me new bath toys....it was a toaster and radio."

[atoz]

Truly a top 5 comedian. Thanks for the laughs. Between Rodney Dangerfield, Johnny Carson, Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy and Benny Hill I can never stop laughing.

[michaelheller]

He was the absolute best with the one liners. There will never be another like him.