Best of Rodney Dangerfield’s Old Age Jokes

00:01 “I tell ya, I can't relax. My kid drives me nuts. The other day, I told him, ‘You're young. You don't have it upstairs.’ He told me I'm old, I don't have it downstairs.”
00:22 “I know I'm getting old. I'm at the age now if I hear someone goes both ways, I figure it's number one and number two.”
01:10 “I'm not a kid anymore, I'm getting old. My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.”

[mustanggt]

One of the funniest comedians of all time.

[souldigspeaks]

Ladies and gentlemen… The legendary Rodney Dangerfield👏🏽 Gone but never forgotten! Rest in laughter Mr. ‘D🪦

[lukewesh]

Rodney is such a beast. Favorite of all time. RIP

[knytrydr]

Doesn't matter how many times you hear these jokes, they are always funny.

[lapensulo]

The banter with Johnny is priceless!!!!

[plymouthnut]

Rodney, You are missed! Rest in peace.

[artdeco]

One of his best getting old jokes - I’m trying to find it - was something like: You know you’re getting old when your family talks about you when you’re right there.
“Hey, so what’a you want to do about dad. You want to drive him home or you think we should just leave him here?”

[TruckerBobKirby]

I always loved his humor. On days where nothing is going right I watch his videos

[veteranpatriot]

" I know I'm getting old, The other day I walked into a Funeral parlor, They Had my Picture on the wall with
Coming Soon written under it "

[LukeFaulkner]

"At my age I want two girls at once. If I fall asleep they've got each other to talk to!"

[victorespino]

The heat from the candles took me back ... man lol

[nickrich]

Always fun stuff. Thanks for all the uploads 👍 🎅🎁

[bbobrm]

One of the best of the stand-ups.... Carson was great with Rodney !

[porkstack]

The master
Self deprecation at its finest. Thanks Rodney Dangerfield for making me laugh through the toughest days of my life. RIP

[victorespino]

You're young, you don't have it upstairs.. he said you're too old, you don't have it down stairs. Lol

[bartonpercival]

"What a crowd, what a crowd. I tell ya, I'm alright now but last week I was in rough shape ya know. You kidding me, last week was a rough week for me. My fanclub broke up, the guy died" 👌

[mikerice]

This cud b the Best Comedy channel on 🌎 Earth .

[garysolorzano]

That was great... But you left out his best one!

I know I'm gettin old Johnny

Yesterday I walked past a cemetery. Two guys ran after me with shovels!

[N.WS]

All Jonny has to say is how's it going Rodney was off and running
I miss Rodney

[revolutionaryprepper]

"I know I'm getting old... My last
birthday cake looked like a prairie fire." -Rodney Dangerfield
Classic stuff. Rodney was a one of a kind.