Zlatan’s too cold 🥶😂

Zlatan interview with Thierry Henry

[Kyog-]

When Zlatan downloads windows, Microsoft accepts his terms and conditions

[Kingsley-Shelby]

When Zlatan stands with bodyguards, bodyguards feel safe

[nevil]

Death once had a near Zlatan experience.

[sapphire]

When Zlatan showers, the water gets cleaned

[hahayayak]

One time Zlatan missed 2 days of school, we now call that the weekend

[Etch-onoi]

Zlatan, the type of guy to wheelie a unicycle

[mohameda]

If Zlatan looks himself in the mirror, there's no reflection. Because there's only one Zlatan.

[SerrannSam]

If zlatan comes to your house, you’re the guest.

[alektmg]

When Zaltan was born, he slapped the doctors for not crying 😂

[giomal]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone...He found a missed call from Zlatan..

[facteffect]

When Zlatan smokes, the weed gets high

[pi_inventive]

When Zlatan learnt to speak, people called it a language

[JakajBsjskba]

When Zlatan takes a loan from the bank the bank owes zlatan

[MohabZan]

Zlatan once gave his mother a present, Now we call it Mother's Day

[mattongh]

Henry: "He is not on the wall"
Zlatan: "i am the wall"

[miguelamaral]

When Zlatan goes to therapy, his therapist asks for advice

[lemonlime]

Zlatan is the guy who can pause in online game

[hazsz]

When Zlatan needs to get somewhere, Google Maps asks for directions

[herikacastro]

When zlatan turn 18 he’s parents move out of the house lol

[adrianhenry]

When Zlatan took his driving test, the instructor passed! 😂😂