HONEST Land-Rover/Jaguar Commercial

this video is an honest fan made commercial for land rover/jaguar vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
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Voice-over:
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Song used:
Paper Kings-Ain’t seen nothing like this
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mods:
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the
Jaguar F-pace
Jaguar XE
Land-Rover Range-Rover Sport SVR
Cadillac XT6
Lincoln Navigator
Bentley Bentayga
Toyota Land Cruiser 300

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special thanks to spadie for providing the 2020 Land-Rover Discovery
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script:
Football, played with feet
Fast food, made with fish
Smiling, with crooked teeth
And Cars, that look like this
Is what being British is all about
We can do anything the American can do
Our muscle cars are also rowdy
but forgettable
Our Offroaders are very capable
And overpriced
And Our SUVs are pretty damn fast
not fast enough
But there’s one thing those pesky Americans can do that we can’t
Withstanding the elements
Good thing it never rains in Britain
But who cares
We’re like the hot girls you see at the club
We carry a lot of baggage
We’re very high maintenance
And We drink, ALOT
But, once you enter
You regret it a little less
Is there an STD Metaphor there as well
SECURITY
Toyotas excluded
Every car depreciates
And so do we
But We don’t get a bad rep like other brands
Our cars either get scrapped for parts
Or are driven by people who are terrified of breaking them
There’s also Some who burry them
but that’s not recommended
By the way jaguar might be going through a very German situation right now
But We would never sell out to the Germans
But you did sell out to the Indians
Yes, and We have great tech support
technically we sold them to the Indians
By the way we don’t care that we’re the bad guys in every movie
Because being bad never felt so good
The other kind of bad
Land rover
the suit and tie of the automotive industry
Omega speedmaster not included
Broken marriage implied
Jaguar
No one cares

#ad #landrover #jaguar #car

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[surf]

"Once you enter, you'll regret it a little less" Got me dying 😂

[ReluctantWarrior]

As a Jaguar fan, I found the "no one cares" bit way funnier than I'd like to admit,

The cherry on top however, was the bit about all the hands both brands have changed through the years (American, Indian etc.) And I knew a dig at the electrics would be in there somewhere.

So after the long wait, I wasn't disappointed

[manux]

"Jaguar, no cares" too honest.

[GrenvicityK]

I stopped what i was doing just to watch this, truly worth it

[GALVIN_OFFICAL]

Love how he recorded nobody challenger chase scene. Great movie

[A_mx]

The "good thing it never rains in Britain" and bloopers got me so hard 😂

[joshthetrucker]

1. Amazing bloopers
2. The club girl reference was on par with the kia commercial
3. Did you turn blue to salute JLR being turned into an electric nothingburger like everyone else?

[CinderTheSkulldog]

I like the new blue color to the channel

Also, I love how accurate these commercials are.

[ElonMusk-mwpk]

Song name: Paper Kings – Ain't Seen Nothin' Like This

[Giuliana-wf]

"football played with feet" yes, that's how it works, it's in the name. The 'murican one is more like handegg

[maverickgames]

Jaguar, copy nothing.
We need a revamp of this honest commercial :)

[KevanKChannel]

LAND ROVER : The Suit And Tie Of The Automotive Industry 🙌🏽

Couldn’t have agree more!

[deelanaS]

Selling out to TATA was easily the best thing JLR ever did😭
This one was too good and too real lmao

[Kataru.]

JLR, The two brands that have been owned by everyone under the sun, yet still manage to be as unreliable as a McDonalds Ice Cream Machine.

[yvn.v]

2:00 that range crashing is the best part ngl😂

[oceanman]

NGL, Jaguars are underrated as fuck, great sports cars at great prices.

[SIMULATAN]

The quality just keeps increasing and increasing; incredible!

[wakilrahman]

When Dytastic uploads, you know you are in for a treat

[mattardyantoriyadi]

Perks of owning a jaguar is that you can get away with anything. As the great clarkson always said "because it's a

[alexliu]

Really love this ad in particular, appreciate the experimentation and new style with the VAing (American and German voices), and love the James Bond motif at the beginning. Keep innovating!