HONEST Peugeot/Citroen Commercial

this video is an honest fan made commercial for Peugeot/Citroen vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
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Voice-over:
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Song used:
MOVE LIKE THAT
by WLDHRT
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mods:
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the
Jeep Wrangler
Dodge Charger
Maserati granturismo

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special thanks to spadie for providing
the Jeep Compass
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script:
This
Oh god damn it, do we have to do this one?
Fine lets do it
Just remember you asked for it
Our cars are terrible
Seriously
The only fast thing in our cars
is our...
Take your time
Is our drivers in bed
They look as good as your mom in jean shorts
they’re as reliable as north Korean missiles
And we use so much plastic we make phub look like an environmental organization
But no matter how terrible they are
Which is alot
our cars are loved world wide
No they’re not
Our cars are loved world wide
“not”
Just look at Iran they make and sell a crap ton of them
Mostly because they don’t have a choice
But it still counts
Although Our drivers aren’t any better
The majority of them are non carguys that are super PC and drive like NPCs
And the minority are carguys that thought having a french car makes more sense than having a polo
But they’re French so no one cares what they think
Its not like we’re small or don’t have the resources
We own a chunk of stellantis and are technically related to these cars
Some say its a tactic to make cars that are so terrible that it makes the rest of the lineup look great
But im afraid that was an unintended byproduct
I mean sure we’ve made a cool car here and there but even a broken clock is right twice a day
People give us props for being cool in the group B era but so was ford
And their car basically ended the damn sport
Peugeot/Citroen
We don't need a tagline because we honestly couldn't care less
please stop telling people you got a great deal, you really didn't
Also Your hatchback isn't a hot hatch its barely even a car

#ad #peugeot #citroen #car

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[Suzumi-kun]

fun fact: the best performing car in the MOOSE test is still, after all these years, a citroen

[achintyaaatreya]

Why not more "Honest Commercials"? They're super fun.

[kcorbb]

Jessie is the best voice actor ever. He deserves go be in movies. HE MADE FRENCH CARS SOUND KINDA COOL!!

[HeyCraze]

I don't want these Commercials to End! They're the only ones I'm willing to watch! And That I'm excited for!!

[TenorCantusFirmus]

Citroën actually made lots of great cars between the 1930s and '80s: the Traction Avant, 2CV and Dyane (the cars which motorized France), DS/ID, SM, CX, BX and XM are icons of the high 20th Century, and still fondly remembered by petrolheads. The fact it nowadays just churns out tons of insignificant cars makes us sad, but lest we forget its past grandiosity.

[mircearusu]

As a 2001 Peugeot 307 1.6 16V driver I love my car. It's reliable and looks alright. It's starting to catch some rust here and there nowadays but the engine is perfect. That thing never gave me a major problem or a crater in my wallet

[itscivic]

My boy I LOVE the honest car commercials DO THEM MORE!

[cl]

The idea people have of Peugeot and citroen is just horrible, specialy in the US. But actually I would say that recently those brands have got some good inovative designs and about reliability I think they are a lot more reliable than what people think they are. Just look at those maniac van drivers always pushing the company car to the limit xD
Great video! Always makes me laugh :)

[saravviji]

Petition to not let this series end
👇

[guilhermeroyama]

My dream car as a kid was the 206 because of NFS Underground 2.
I remember it looked really modern for the early 2000s standards. French cars usually have great designs.

[ZOMGerms]

I've always had Peugeots at home and despite them serving me well (we retired our trusty 406 recently) I found this HONEST commercial hilarious! Also the Picasso was (and still is IMO) unbeatable as a MPV family car. PS: More commercials!!

[Jimkyr]

0:47 I agree also you forgot about the 18 year olds putting plumbing systems as an exhaust

[aashutoshbhagat]

Please don't end this series, its too much fun 😂. Thats literally the reason we watch the content of your channel.

[andersbjrnsen]

how can you NOT love pug and citroen? there is some FANTASTIC heritage here, from the best Gtis ever to the Traction Avant. ok, theyve mad a lot of crap, but so many cool ones too!

[TikeMysonMH]

To be fair, my parents switched from VW to Peugeot and never regret it a single day

[stefantimos]

next one BETTER NOT BE THE LAST ONE! KEEP EM ROLLING IN !!

[acecarreviews]

Jessie is hilarious in these commercials I hope to see him in some real ones
(His whine/squeak had me weak lmao)

[Avg-Usr]

To be fair, Citroen was cool like a million years ago. DS, SM, CX, even the XM....

[Nahil]

my mother and father owned both Citroen and Peugeot cars, I must respectfully disagree with the claims made in the video. In my experience, these cars have proven to be incredibly durable, reliable, and easy to drive. They've held up well over the years and have been nothing sort of a pleasure to handle on the road.
Every car brand has its unique features and target audience, and what might not work for one person could be a perfect fit for someone else. It's unfair to label these cars as terrible and slow when many drivers, myself included, have had great experiences with them.
Additionally, it's essential to remember that calling people 'bad drivers' based on their choice of car is unfair and unfounded. Driving skills are not determined by the car model but rather by individual experience, adherence to traffic rules, and responsible driving habits.
Let's embrace the diversity of opinions and experiences in the automotive world, acknowledging that each brand has its strengths and areas for improvement. It's through constructive dialogue that we can better appreciate the beauty of all cars and make informed decisions based on our preferences and needs.
Safe and enjoyable driving to all, regardless of the car you choose


and also hell naw dude calling my mother a npc

[Walker-]

do not end this series, it is literally why I'm here for