HONEST Porsche Commercial

this video is an honest fan made commercial for porsche vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
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Voice-over:
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Song used:
in my bag - S.O.
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mods:
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the
porsche taycan
porsche panamera
porsche cayanne
porsche 911
Audi RS7

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special thanks to Spoolingdiesel for providing the tesla model 3
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script:

This
Is what you look for in a romantic partner
We might be the only brand that hasn’t lost its integrity
Mostly because we haven’t changed our designs for over 70 years
But we are on the other side of history now
We went from speeding through poland to speeding through the Nurburgring
we don’t always make sense
For example We could’ve easily moved the engine to the middle
but nooo we had to keep it in the back, because we hate how accurate the beetle comparisons are
We also made the tycan, turbo S
Which is actually electric
hey at least our bodygaps don’t belong under a birthing gown
But our mature audience appreciates those details
They don’t buy a porsche to learn how to race
They buy a Porsche after they’ve crashed their bmws
except or adam
although for some reason they’re obsessed with aircooled engines
They spend tens of thousands to gain a few horses
If air cooled engines were actually better we wouldn’t have stopped making them
We make cars for everyone
We have the cayanne which is an actual SUV
Even though the first gens spent their lives as content making machines for youtubers
We have the panamera
Which is like if the RS7 and the S-class had a baby
Assuming those two were first cousins
We have the cayman
Which is the porsche you get if you want to bully miatas on the highway
If they don’t have the ebay package of course
We also have the 918
Which is an actual supercar
But id stay away from dubai
We’re currently working on our own fuel
Which will hopefully save the planet
The same planet which that one guy tried to take over
We’ve also tried to take over VW alot
we’re currently in a confusing space where we both own and are owned by VW at the same time
At this point even we can’t tell who’s fucking who
Porsche
If it aint broke
Don’t fix it
stop correcting people when they say porsche not porsche, no one cares
also Stop saying your cars are technically supercars
Supercars aren’t based on technicalities

#ad #porsche #car

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[DYTASTIC]

Special thanks to Gunner for the "We went from speeding through poland to speeding through the Nurburgring" line

[Bagster]

"Speeding through Poland to speeding through the Nurburging"

Is as good as Top Gear's "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"

[Who.Is_Sam]

Porsche is by far the most based and best car company a car guy could ask for. Development of Synthetic fuel to save ICE engines, sports cars that beat supercars and hypercars on the track, a timeless design that somehow evolved seamlessly, outstanding performance and amazing looking cars. There's not much more you can really ask for.

[jacobrev]

Honestly I can’t stop laughing while watching the honesty commercial 😂👍

[Singleeez]

"Dobby gonna pop a cap in your ass" 😂😂 I died on this line

[turbo_marc]

Okay but you gotta give them credit for helping develop efuel to save the combustion engine.

[A_mx]

"This. Is what you look for in a romantic partner." Got me laughing so hard!
Also, I love how you approach each brand with a different sense of sarcasm-it's so on point!!

[manux]

I came faster than a person crashing with a porsche.

[shepherd_aries]

"They buy a Porsche after they've crashed their BMWs, except for Adam" 💀

[askerleaves]

I’m honestly surprised you didn’t make at least one Carrera GT joke I can already see it:

“We also have the 918, basically the Carrera GT, but it won’t kill you!”

[itsyahboigabby]

Honestly I was waiting for the "everyman in our family is named Ferdinand, it's not hard to understand why we made the same car for over 70 years" bit but I'm still glad the racing through poland bit made it

[lukasplaysbr]

The 918 reference was PERFECT, i love that TGT episode so much lol

[swilleh_]

Loved Adam's wrecked Porsche joke 😂

[Carlito_]

0:35 LOL, “Glorified beetle” -Jeremy Clarkson

[SlapStyleAnims]

2:00 Yo was that a Grand Tour reference?

[LinoLP]

I'm usually one of the silent viewers, but I want to give you huge props for your videos. Watched them since the BMW Video and it's always a highlight in the Subbox :D
Everything just fits, and I also see that from a content creator perspective, as I also do Cinematic stuff etc. You nailed it.

Also the Teamwork with Jessy is getting better and better. Got to work with Jessy myself and he and his colleague sure a great people, but you 2 just add up perfectly.

Keep up the good work, YouTube needs people like you <3 Also the Honda Video is 100% true. I work for Honda and have 2 Civics myself and yep, it's just as described :D

[fjaajf]

That Top Gear reference on the Porsche vs Nissan Patrol is gold!!

[PokeRacer]

“We might be the only brand that hasn’t lost its integrity…mostly because we haven’t changed our designs for over 70 years. But, we are on the other side of history now.”

*Que the 911 crashing the VW bug off to the side*

[ahmedabdulaziz]

"dobby is a free elef". Honestly don't know whats better the commercial to or jessey glitching

[theperson-nwbp]

that dobby bit is the definition of comedic genius.