Taylor Tomlinson Has a New Reason to Never Have Kids

Taylor Tomlinson discusses a trending new drink called “Gatorwine” that combines Gatorade and wine. Later, Taylor breaks down the recent news that being a parent is stressful enough to harm your health.



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[Prederick]

I am about as fashionable as a backyard shed, but even I can see that Taylor's stylists and costume designers have been KILLING it.

[michaelmythology]

That outfit makes Taylor look like the hot kindergarten teacher you had but didn't know was hot until you look at your old yearbooks.

[Ramberta]

that green skirt is fab on you Taylor!!! your stylist really snapped with this one

[EattheApple]

25yrs ago I used to bring Gatorade to my local bar and mix it with vodka. It started as Orange flavor with Orange Stoli vodka, then all the different colors of Gatorade. People would see me with colored drinks and people wanted them so the bar started carrying Gatorade. It was totally great for reducing hangovers.

[NameRealperson]

Sure, kids are hazardous for your health, but when you try to quit the cops and social services are all "endangerment" this and "abandonment" that

[sushivision]

Taylor putting Babish on TV is just a full circle moment for me 😆

[casbot]

There needs to be a list of what colour gatorade goes with which wine.

[jakollee]

The half empty bottle of Gatorade rolling around the floor of your car really killed me! Great monologue all around!

[Acruz]

As soon as you mentioned the gatorade rolling around in the car, i was triggered and wanted to go get the bottle under my seat that i know for certain is there like a maniac!

[lynnbethechange]

I think Taylor is beyond wonderful. Perfect choice for this show. I don't know most of the guests, but I watch just for her.

Someone once told me his kids is cutting his life expectancy short by 10 years. I think he was telling the truth.

[BrettWB]

Omg Babish made it on to After Midnight!!!

[tyson]

Honestly the surgeon general should just announce that living in America in 2024 is hazardous for your health. Because all of us are under more stress than we have been in recent history. Sorry but it's not just parents.

[laurak]

I have mixed cheap, dry wine with Pedialyte, and Gatorade with Budweiser. Why are y'all paying $2 a bottle for mixers? Grab a spoon!

[_Woo]

Gatorwine is just a weaker version of the bad idea that vodka redbull is.

[thatguywillt]

If she's child free, she's for me!

[aekelly]

I'm in a stressful time of parenting....just sent my oldest off to college! 😭

[KxNOxUTA]

How nice that they are finally acknowledging that parenting is stressful BECAUSE society is ignorantly holding on to workforce models assuming single men or men with partner who has to provide unpaid labour under - most likely - awful conditions morw often than not.

When I heard that companies started to complain about hoe the new generations don't like working hard, I celebrated. "How dare they care about their health and say no to societal abuse" 😂 is all I heard them say!

Love how you commented on all this without commenting on it.

[TimpossibleOne]

So do we all agree that leather skirts are definitely Taylor Tomlinson's signature look?

[jv-lkbc]

Note to the TD: A black sweater in front of a black background works almost as well as a green dress in front of a green screen. When she's wearing black (especially if she's *also* wearing something bright, creating the "head floating above a pair of hips" effect popularized in Pink Floyd's drug induced The Wall) ...Turn something on behind her!