Taylor Tomlinson’s Grandma Has a New Boyfriend

Taylor Tomlinson calls out her annoyingly positive roommate and reveals what she doesn’t like about her grandmother’s new boyfriend.

Original airdate: March 10, 2016

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[winsuma]

“Great Grandma Jean was a racist who never saw the ocean.”
Oh my god her delivery is flawless

[induhindus]

Her jokes come like a machine gun. Set up, punchline rapid fire.

[anikac]

Taylor Tomlinson always looks so sweet and vanilla, but she’s a killer! If there is a Heisman award for comedy, she’s a contender.

[JJohnson]

That Costco joke is sneaky hysterical. And she's not even using it as a punchline. So good

[RJCHOICE]

If I had a roommate who greeted me every morning saying "Namaste"
I'd eventually have to say "Nahh you must go"

[JV-yqtz]

"she just lasted for a while" I can't stop laughing at that.
She's got a point.

[craigrowe]

This woman is killing it. Her Netflix special was so good. I'd very surprised if she didn't land a show soon. Her physical follow-up is so good. The wedding bit she does with young brides is gold.

[Greg-TC]

Saw her live a couple days ago at a drive in show with Whitney Cummings. Great show

[mubrek]

''You want points for not cheating on me''
Sums up my relationship status.

[tripslikstar]

So we're gonna just ignore the "Your a floating head that makes me snacks " line. HAHA

[JamesBlond]

I've heard the "Girl at Starbucks gave me her number" joke maybe 20, 000 times and I will always laugh. (Especially because she keeps changing it.)

[Killerwale-hkwy]

My great grandmother hit 93, and her last words where: "I have had such a nice life". Funnily enough she was the youngest of the three. The oldest sister hit 98 but the most impressive one is the middle sister, she hit 112 and was (unlike most supercentenarians) not looking like a corpse. She was also the oldest person to ever live in our city. and altough our city isn't that big on a global standard it is still quite important historically (A very old and socialist city in a more conservative European country). She witnessed both world wars and that's quite sad though.

[SkoolieBoyQue]

A floating head that makes me snacks... this woman is f'in' insane, bruh. 😅😅😅

[renlasalle]

"Those are INGREDIENTS."

Yes. Ingredients to something that isn't going to taste that good either.

[ariannelakra]

Taylor’s last joke, about the Starbucks barista, seemed like the perfect rebuttal to Patrice O’Neal’s infamous joke about how women should “thank their man” for not cheating. Thanks Taylor! I needed to hear that after listening to Patrice’s joke.

[tarilonte]

She's got the whole package! Hilarious, smart and perfect timing!

[RemizZ]

Old people do NOT understand how the three dots work. AT ALL

[taf]

"Cranberries, blueberries and almonds."

BASED

[Ofa]

Who is the sad dude on the right side of the screen at 2:04 not laughing at All? Take your meds before you leave the house.

[deeptracy]

She’s only in her 20s? Her jokes are so wise and mature (about life). Most comedians don’t move on from from sex jokes until they are in their 40s.