Taylor Tomlinson Talks Biden Dropping Out and CrowdStrike Airport Chaos

Taylor Tomlinson discusses Biden dropping out of the presidential race to endorse Kamala Harris and the global tech outage that somehow made airports even worse. Later, Taylor Tomlinson invites Laci Mosley, Joe Mantegna, and Zach Gilford into the group chat! They talk about Wolf Blitzer’s day off getting rudely interrupted by breaking news, the hottest things you can say to a woman, and the shocking news that Hello Kitty isn’t actually a cat.



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Watch After Midnight with Taylor Tomlinson weeknights at 12:37/11:37c, after The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, on CBS and Paramount Plus.

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AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+.

[thapelomosiuoa]

Kudos to whoever's idea it was to add a monologue to the show, it's been great.

[mariapdr]

That airport employee is a mom, I can tell. She’s given that exact same speech to a bunch a toddlers, I am sure of it.

[magdalenadrysdale]

Love how Tayor seems to be getting more confident each time, great monologue!

[Palindrome]

"We're frustrated as hell" is, actually, a great, and fitting, campaign slogan! Especially now!

[joost]

"Nothing bad is happening right, so let's start the show" is the kind of positivity I'm here for.

[evildoesnotsleep-xb]

What jokes were cut in the beginning? Lacy already had 500 points before the Blitzer joke

[TimpossibleOne]

Crowd strike sounds like a military response to a rebellious civilian populace

[jasonflay]

Man, I love Joe's delivery. He's so serious and intense sounding which makes the punchline even funnier

[landonewts]

Of all the crazy stuff in the world, why is the fact that Hello Kitty is a little girl from England and not a cute Japanese cat the most disturbing?

[RedDeadPandaGaming]

Lol my parents forgot to wish my twin and i a happy birthday because they were focused on the Orange getting shot, even worse is we dont live in the USA and arent american... Took them a whole week to realise they forgot 🤦🏼‍♀️

[captionhere]

Can we ever get the uncut version cbs? Suddenly we have 500, 0, 200 points on the first question 😢😂

[CaptainUrielVentris]

However if they say "I have a great relationship with my mother, you remind me of her" maybe think it over.

[shanojebs]

Best monologuer in late night TV, yeah I said it

[donjones]

"I haven't seen this many loose bags since I was at that nude beach in France."
Somehow I missed you there. We'll have to coordinates vacations next year. I promise to bring a stapler.

[jazzanarchy]

That thing Laci said about paper towel dispensers is just true. Same thing with those water faucets and soap dispensers. A lot of them only work when I use my palms and not the back of my hands.

[Tuaron]

Of all the guests this show has had, Joe Mantegna is probably the biggest surprise. Nice to see him and Zach get to have fun, unlike this revival of Criminal Minds, which has been even more dark and dour than ever.

[richpeltier]

Zach is going off on Aladdin and Joe is looking at him like, "kid, you saw that movie through a different filter than me" LOL

[r.e.tucker]

Now I am picturing Taylor in a speedo and bowties..."This is who I am now."

[thethirdcrouch]

i haven't seen anyone correlate biden dropping out with the crowdstrike issue 😂

[TheFiddleFaddle]

You know the immediate anxiety felt across the world when she said "nothing bad is currently happening right this second."