McDonald’s Theory!

#shorts

[eliyarrows]

“What is this a real story”

“Yeah, anyways the guy then immediately died from a heart attack” 😂

[rottens]

Bro got a heart attack because he’s eating McDonald’s

[Prospectz]

They’re was another similar story to this, so basically they’re was these two friends that came back from a club drunk and decided to get so McDonalds. After they got they’re McDonalds they went to go sit on the bench with a ronald McDonald statue on it then one sat on the left and one on the right by him. Then one of them took a bite of they’re burger and didn’t like it so he went to throw up bye a trash can leaving the other friend alone. Then the friend sitting next to him decided to lay on his lap and said something about him thinking about dieing then the statue said like me too or something. Then squeezed the guys head a killed him. And the friend heard it and saw it as he was looking ronald stared at him and then stared chasing him and as he was running he caught up to him and bit his arm of a started chewing on his arm then the guy went to his house and locked all the doors and windows and called the cops but the cops didn’t believe him. Once he ended the call Ronald was waiting at the door and the man grabbed a knife and built up enough courage to attack him. And as he opened the door Ronald grabbed his head and squeezed as hard as he could but the guy managed to squeeze one of Ronald’s eye balls out and made ronald run away.

I doubt this story is true but I spent a lot of time typing this, so it would read the world to me if you could drop a like

[BlackpinkKNILB]

So. . . no more late night McDonald’s for me anymore

[iwannakmsalot]

mcdonald’s at 1 am sounds like a baked adventure i’ve had

[maxv]

The craziest part was when he came back to life to tell his bro what happened.

[lefata]

This sounds like these dudes got high, had the munchies, went to McDonald's, ate and the one dude had a trip and hallucinate the statue talking

[MCLeeYT]

Bro was having a chill night with ronald😂

[dragonblast]

Imagine "yeah I'm tired too" actually came from his friend and he was so tired he thought it came from the Ronald statue

[JohnnyRocket]

It’s crazy how your perspective changes as you get older. I use to think this benches were fun. Looking at them now, they are just creepy asf.

[iywdhgk]

Bro really said "yeah I'm tired too"😂😂😂😂

[microminstrel]

Execs were like, “we can’t have ANY more headlines containing the words ‘McDonald’s’ and ‘heart attack’.”

[ikasont]

Bro these one of those tv show pranks that we never got to see

[thewoodpeckers]

There was a chance that since it was late, it could have been some sleep paralysis, he didn’t realize he was in sleep paralysis, and thought the statue was the other guy.

[iipixel]

Me watching while eating McDonald’s: 👁️ 👄 👁️

[Si_x]

I thought he was gonna say "After laying on his lap, he felt something poking his head"

[ClubbySnipez]

"yeah im tired too" starts choking the guy

[kenneyp]

Think of the dedication it would have to take to sit there night after night in costume waiting for that interaction.

[mrguy]

This takes “it’s just a prank bro” to the next level

[BrownieBoy.]

It happened in Mexico and the cameras actually showed the Ronald McDonald moving, meaning it was true so due to that they took them off all over Mexico, BUT for the longest time, this Ronald McDonald bench, has been put outside a hospital and it's still there, everytime I go to the hospital I always see it there, it's been there for years, I'd say since like 2016
(There's a McDonald's inside the hospital building for whenever you want to eat, there's also other stuff like subway, so I think that's why they put the Ronald McDonald there)