What are men REALLY thinking about when our wives ask?…

I’m sorry guys…I thought they should know.

[ostlandr]

There's an old saying: "Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking."

[robertjensen]

I was thinking...
If a parent is trying to put his child to sleep and the child is refusing, wouldn’t it be illegal because technically, the child is resisting a rest?

But then I realized it’s a lose-lose situation, and it’s illegal either way because if the child willingly goes to sleep, it makes it a kid napping.

[biffwellington]

Costco is already the perfect place to hunker down in a zombie apocalypse. You know that guy at the door asking to see your membership card? Yeah, the zombies can't get past him. No card, no entry.

[Satchel]

My wife couldn't believe I was actually thinking about nothing and I told her "I think you think I think more than I actually think." Sometimes it's nice to have a little peace and quiet up there.

[PerfectSaga]

Category 4: how would I suppress an active shooter in this public place if someone decides to get froggy and jump

[kennylewis]

Some of
It's got air
It's got fuel
It's got spark
Why the hell won't it start and run?

[reverendnorse]

I can't believe you told them!!! I thought we all agreed at the last Meeting of Men that we would continue to keep the secret!?!

[SladeX]

Heroic Death is pretty up there too. Defending your loved ones as they escape.

[thegentlemanreturned]

The council of men would like a word...

[joshrowe]

As soon as you said ammo section at Costco I immediately thought zombie apocalypse bunker, and how much food could you grow on that roof!

[EdginLegend]

"The council would like to have a word with you..."

[jkdesigns]

You NEVER TELL ANYONE about the Costco idea… damn…

[Louise-mqjs]

This is why men need to open up.... I want to discuss the best places for a zombie apocalypse too 😂😂.

[RookCity]

Nick giving away the secrets, now the women are going to be asking us which of these options it is.

[honeybadgeractual]

You blue falcon, how dare you rat us out like this!!! 😂🤣

[moosedawg]

Yup, that's exactly that. My husband is a "full disclosure" kind of guy and will actually tell me what he's thinking about...and it's always #1 and #2. Needless to say, I don't need to ask him "what are you thinking about" - he volunteers it freely.

[jst]

As a woman, it's so refreshing to hear what real men are thinking.
Thanks to all you good men

[electricspark]

As a fellow married man that gets asked these questions often. I agree!

[angelraburn]

😂😂😂 you are a source of great humor, intelligence, and just plain fun. Thank you for sharing your slice of heaven with us kind air 😂😂

[gabesisneros]

Sometimes I am thinking about nothing but also something random