What Men Are Really Thinking About. Steve Geyer - Full Special

What men are really thinking about according to Steve Geyer might be the most boring thing of all, because men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing. Whether you're a man who is capable of thinking nothing or a woman who has a mind that goes a million miles a minute you're sure to enjoy this Full Dry Bar Comedy special from Steve Geyer.

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[tracypolselli]

Best marital advice I ever heard was from a cousin: The problem with marriage is that women think men are going to change and men think women are going to stay the same.

[usdamons]

It took me to accept that when my husband says " nothing"... he really means it.

[shirleylake]

My mother who passed away in July at almost 90 said, " Your father was always my harbor in the storm of life." They were married 58 years before he passed away from bladder cancer. DDT from WWII South Pacific 2yrs 2mos and 2days.
On his death bed he said, "If I had it to do all over again I'd marry the same girl and have more children."

[Me-jugp]

“Well then one of you is unnecessary. That’s kind of borderline narcissism marrying yourself.” 😂💀😂💀

[Arkhs]

Being able to think of nothing in someone's presence is actually the ultimate compliment to someone.

Your vigilance around them is so low that for a brief period of time you can experience peace.

[herpermike_]

Women spend more time wondering what men have been thinking about than men actually spend thinking!

[JumpinJimJetmore]

I went to high school with this guy. He's started out great and just got better. And I saw his show in a church too!

[cugrngneer]

"Marriage is a great institution. Love is blind...Do you want to live in an institution for the blind for the rest of your life?" Marriage wisdom from my dad.

[nathanharmon]

This guy deserves a better audience. My wife and I laughed harder than all of them combined

[kitsune]

Love is blind. But marriage is an eye opener. 😂

[Rozemarijn]

"Why is he in the mood? Cause you're in the room with him!" 😂😂

[matthewrossilini]

This guy used to be one of the pastors at my old church.

[randyrawdingii]

"...there have been times when I've walked into the bedroom and my candle has been blown out"😂😂🤣🤣

[Themorningstar]

One of the things my husband and I enjoyed was watching comedy together and i know he would've loved this man. My husband passedaway a year ago, he was only 42 and we have been together for 7 years married for four. I love you honey and I miss you so much. 🖤

[strytllr]

"I'd never owned a toilet brush before in my life! And to this day I still prefer toilet paper." I'm dying 😂🤣😂🤣

[kate_squish]

I love how every guy in there goes "nothing" right on cue 😂

[TheAdatto]

Woman thinking: He's staring at the bedroom ceiling. He must be thinking about his cheating and about me getting fat. He must be thinking i look like my mom already!!!
Men: How the f€£k did that fly land upside down??

[VoiceOfValidity]

He'd be a good actor for a Western film, he has the face, the voice, and he can do the accent.

[Tracy-xezu]

Man, I *wish* I could think about nothing. Between the anxiety and ADHD my brain is running a million miles an hour all day, every day

[caitlinrl]

Higher-libido wives who feel rejected, disappointed, confused, and hurt because their husbands aren’t constantly bothering them for sex: I see you. I used to hate bits like this. I know that is the usual dynamic and all but I felt like such a freak! (The situation worked itself out over time and things are much better now. Don’t give up!)

I do identify with the rest of it though. My husband totally can switch off his brain and just go to sleep. 🤯