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[redvince]

I showed this clip to my fiancé and now every time she starts pestering me with questions I’ll just randomly blurt out “were Carolyn & the kids in the car with him?” and then she either laughs or rolls her eyes 😂

[dieselfreak]

Any time my wife does this, i just say, "I dont know. I just got a text that said please pray for Tom, he was in a bad wreck". She doesn't even realize what she's doing until i say that 😆

[mlmontalvo]

I think every married man in here knows the struggle.

[nunyabusiness]

Same shit happened to me today with my fiance, my mom texted me today saying she was driving the truck today when she was hit by another car and that she was OK, I told my fiance and she goes "Where was the truck hit?" "All I know is she was in an accident today and she's OK." Was she driving home from work?" "I don't know." "Was the other driver at fault?" "I don't know." "What kind of car was the other person driving?" "I don't know." "Who got her home?" "I don't know." "Was the other driver OK?" "I don't know."

[waynetriplett]

I love this video. My mother asks these same kind of questions that I don't know the answer to so I always play this video and she gives me the pinky finger..lol

[Stoutaragua]

This is just like talking to my boss. I am afraid to tell my boss anything, because if I say to him 2+2=4, I know that I will have to provide an arithmetic, geometric, algebraic and trigonometric proof in addition to city, state and federal regulations that prove that 2+2=4 ...and 4 out of 5 times, he will still ask a question that I do not have an answer to.

[BLASTER]

Story of my life.
Can’t tell my wife the most simplest of statements without at least 9 follow up questions.

“Hey, babe. Stopped at Auto Zone they didn’t have the windshield wipers for my make and model car won’t be in stock until Friday.”

Well did you ask them what time on Friday?
No.
Well why didn’t they have them in stock?
I don’t know.
Well who did you talk to?
An employee.
Well did they check in the back?
No.
Well did you ask them to?
No.
Well was he sure they were out of stock?
Yep.
Well why did they sell out of them?
I don’t know.
Well will they be on sale this Friday?
I don’t know.
Well did you check the website?
No.
Well did they say other locations may have them?
No.
Well did you ask?
No.
Why?
It’s Wednesday. It’s going to be sunny all week. They’ll be in on Friday. That Auto Zone is two blocks away.
Well did you at least put them on reserve?
No.
Well what if they sell out again?
They won’t.
Well did they guarantee you that they won’t?

FML.

[BornToPun]

baby, I don't know. I'm not holding anything back here; you've got a better chance of getting an answer out of the dog!" - Bill Engvall

[camohawk]

Had to show this to my mother. She kept asking info about a guy i know and i didn't have answers for any of the questions she asked. She constantly did the same to my dad while he was still alive.

[jscan]

I'm not a Jeff Foxworthy fan at all. However, this is one of the most relatable comedy bits ever. Fantastic.

[AceRosswell]

My friends say "pray for tom" anytime someone keeps digging for info after you've already said everything you know

[esethubungu]

😂😂😂sounds damn right.
Me: my brother asked me to carry some of his luggage home
Girlfirend: why didn't he carry it if he's going home too
Me: I don't know, he probably doesn't have enough space
Her: what type of luggage?
Me: I don't know he just asked me to help him with some of his luggage
Her: you didn't ask anything
Me:... (Getting to my brother's, and seeing his car parked. Call my girlfriend, the answer to your questions is that he was not driving hence he asked me to carry 1 of his sports' bags.)

[nancyglem]

This is like trying to tell my mom something. I'll show her the actual text but she thinks I'm withholding info from her!

[jertexjertex]

This is my life on a daily basis, lol!

[joes]

God, this is so accurate! Its torture!!! Lol

[yaryv]

Am I the only lady here that has a husband just like the wife!! It drives me insane! Hilarious some of the stories here, and that's exactly how I answer him sometimes, please pray for Tommy he was . . . . alright alright, forget I asked! lol

[LoveJesusLoveFamily]

As a woman, we would text back and ask those questions. Then tell the other person so you know the answers. 🤣

[jeremycapps]

As a newlywed I'm pretty sure this will be my life for the 50 or so years

[leolehman]

This literally just happened to me, wife's response to me telling her about a text I got led to 4 follow up questions.

Had to find the video to share

[keithstewart-sweat]

Me and my wife....Friend texts and says he has started dating a nice girl named Katy...Wife: Well where is she from? I don't know, he is dating a girl named Katy. Wife: is she close to the same age? I don't know, he is dating a girl named Katy. Wife: Where is she from? I don't know, he is dating a girl named Katy. Wife: What school did she go to? I don't know, he is dating a girl named Katy. Who is her parents? I don't know, he is dating a girl named Katy.