Thanos Doing Side Quests

[mox]

yk that thanos was thinking “shit im gonna miss his birthday” while fighting the avengers

[xtrme]

Thanos just straight up went "Fuck this guy in particular"

[ThePsych]

I love how quickly it goes from "stole his blankey" to "straight up violent murder"

[Bagbonk]

"Thanos isn't evil!! He's just doing his job!!!"

Thanos:

[psychronia]

I bet Thanos remembered his birthday mid-fight and that gave the Avengers the edge they needed for a decisive win.

[RandomUser_]

Thanos: literally has the power to kill half the universe

Also him: steals a baby’s blanket

[MoxDustle]

-sees baby in hospital
-decides to ruin his life
-refuses to elaborate further
-leaves

[jerarddeal]

Idk why this guy didn’t just go to the Avengers for protection every year. Could’ve had some cool birthday parties with them

[KoiDen]

Thanos really sat in his chair one day and said "you know what, fuck David."

[JPSimen]

Thanos' therapist suggested that he needed an outlet for his rage. Thanks David.

[kevindiaz]

Stealing a baby’s blanket is no doubt one of the most sinister acts in the marvel cinematic universe

[BrianKeil-qhey]

Even funnier than Santa Claus personally bringing darkseid a lump of coal every year on Christmas

[GoldenseatGaming]

"I know why you've been doing thi-"

"didn't ask" *_floods apartment_*

[sonicultimateyt]

Thanos, who most likely died in the comics, still revived himself to celebrate this guy's birthday

[DioBrando-yjxi]

He told Thanos why. He thought it was for some higher purpose. Thanos looked this man in the eye and said I do it because I can. There's no reason behind it. I just can.

[digitalwolf]

He didn't get him fired, he killed his cat, it say so on-screen as he's saying it

[trickstertwister]

He actually says him getting fired was just "bad luck", he actually just killed his cat instead.

[Cameo-Man__]

Bro is the definition of "We do a little trolling"

[account_made_for_posting]

Comic Thanos also gave Deadpool eternal life and a regenerative healing factor just to cock block him from being with death. Comic Thanos is beyond petty.

[unknownedleaf]

if you read the panel you literally show for the 27th, you can see thanos didnt get him fired. he killed his cat