The Most Ridiculous (But REAL) Legal Terms

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Sometimes it seems like lawyers speak another language. We're weird.

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👮‍♂️ Got another crazy legal term to cover?

LegalEagle

As an italian i had to study latin my entire high school so i can effortlessly talk like a pretentious lawyer...good to know

mattethebest

As a DND dungeon master, suggestion of death absolutely sounds like a DND spell.

Revima

"Pedente Lite: Taste the Lawyer"

It has been a LONG quarantine...

notanavrageloser

The other day I was reading about how the author Naomi Wolf humiliated herself by writing an entire book based on a misunderstanding of what the legal term "death recorded" meant. It means "not executed" but she thought it meant the opposite.

JJMcCullough

"Something people on HGTV would complain about not having in their home" 10/10

bralenmurphy

Meanwhile, in engineering:
"So I built this supersonic passenger jet right, but the pilot couldn't properly see the runway during landing. So I made it so the tip of the plane can move down a bit to get out of the way.
I call it a "droop snoot"."

johnfaber

OMG the "Attractive Nuisance" is the heart of one of my favorite stories from my childhood. I was about 3-4 years old living in a tiny town in Wyoming. I was outside playing one day, and I decided I really wanted a lollipop. Where's the best place to get one? The bank, of course! So teeny little me toddled through town with my faithful dog Shadow in tow, and somehow nobody stopped to question why a toddler was walking along the street with just a dog to protect her. I will grant that the town was/is small enough my dad describes it as being a mile wide, but you'd still think the sight would turn some heads.

I did make it safely to the bank, and I got my lollipop. Only then did someone think to call the police. Meanwhile, my dad came out to check on me, found no sign of me, and began to panic, especially since I left my favorite tricycle behind. He hopped on his bike to search for me, and began scouring the streets for any sign of me or Shadow. He came home around the same time the police arrived with Shadow and I in one of their cars. They told my dad what happened, and that Shadow wouldn't let anyone near me until I said it was ok, and only then did we get in the car with the nice police. I wasn't in any trouble, since dad was just relieved I wasn't hurt, and Shadow was definitely spoiled for making sure I was safe.

FaunaJoy

I died laughing at "I went to law school for this"

It's almost like the slightest hint of regret....

DFXKX

Okay, there _has_ to be a bar where lawyers hang out _somewhere_ that has drinks named after some of these terms.
"Ugh, what a day. Give me an Unborn Widow." "And a Pendante Lite for me, thanks."

arcticbanana

"And all her children." Well biologically may not be able to happen, there's always adoption. That would be a new child

camwyn

"the unborn widow is, in fact, related to the fertile octegenaian."
nice to see mixed families these days

MmKayUltra

The way he voices a character 'Lady Champerty' makes me want to have a DnD session with him

neila

On the unborn widow thing, the United States recently stopped paying its last civil war pension because the woman who married an elderly civil war veteran when he was in his 70s and she was 19 finally passed away. I think she was getting $9 a month.

AlRoderick