Jurassic Park employees are underpaid

Jurassic Park rap by Elle Cordova

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The Pterodactyls snapped their shackles
now they’re eatin’ guests
And the Tyrannosaur is beefing with Indominus Rex
The Velociraptors went cracked the code to their pen
And now they’re pack huntin’ children in the kitchen again

Triceratops is sick, I think it ate some bad fruit
and there are Compys chomping bodies in a Sorna lagoon
We got a Stegosaurus throwing tails at the Pyros
While the Dilo’s spitting poison like a venomous Spyro

The Pachys and the Brachys stick with snacks
that are grassy
But there’s a scrappy little chappie who’s been snapping at Flappy
Perhaps these savvy captives are just trapped and unhappy
So they’re attacking all the lackeys wearing tan hats and khakis

Hammond said these dinosaurs were fully contained
(He also said they couldn’t breed, but life finds a way)
Now they’re handing me tranquilizer gun and a mop
‘Cause it’s just another day in Jurassic Park ops

[el_toro_fuerte]

If the bars in Jurassic park were this good, maybe the dinosaurs wouldn't have got out

[logonautical]

“Pack hunting children in the kitchen again” 😂😂😂😂😂

[pstew]

I just randomly found you like three days ago. A skit about fonts. And it hit me. I loved it. Now I've seen about 15 of your videos, and every single one is just gold. I see you have the numbers to back it, but I'm mad I never found you before. I absolutely love it.

[ytuser]

I’d never expect that you could get so many rhymes for “flappy” and “grassy” but they totally work!!

[technowey]

This should be titled "Thesaurus Before Us."

[therealbommel]

It's so freaking good. I would vote for a full on nerd rap album

[mccafferyfamily]

These are so good, pretty much these nerd raps are among my favorite things on the internet.

[jjwubs]

It's clear by listening from beginning to end, that on a creative level you have spared no expense. Every time you give geek poetry an upbeat swirl, I'm caught off guard by rhymes and metrum and I think...
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"Clever girl!"

[MichaelSchwegmann-wq]

The lead-up to "tranquilizer and mop" is amazing!

[MrWorldasmaya]

To declare you uniquely talented doesn't really do you justice. One of a kind.

[marsbase]

Omg, girl you are so smooth with your flow! Truly a versatile musician, comedy writer and poet!

Rock on! 👍😎👍

[derkranich]

We definitely need a Rap Album with that stuff! 👍

[hans-sniekers-art]

The rhythm and the lyrics of these are absolutely amazing <3

[t.jefferson]

Elle chopping and twisting this beat into all corners of the Multiverse!😂

I LOVE this one! 🎉🎉🎉

[kodiskreations]

A little dilophisaurus named Flappy sounds adorable! I'm just imagining him flapping his frills up and down when he's happy. Sick rhymes!

[eggbertwayman]

My favorite part : "The pachys and brachys stick with snacks that are grassy...." Freaking awesome

[josephschmidt]

Damn you just showed up in my feed a few days ago and I love your stuff. Star trek, star wars, now Jurassic Park you are singing directly to the inner nerd in me. Keep up the good work young lady

[paulschlachter]

I just found this channel this week and I'm freaking out over how good this is. Elle is the ointment of salvation on the sores of humanity.

[toddq]

Incredible.
Your ability to enunciate clearly at rapid speed is very impressive and the rhymes are top notch. Great job.

[benjamingilmore]

This is so good. Thank you for making my day better