Don Henley please don’t sue me for this 🥑

Avocado - a parody of Desperado by the Eagles

Avocado
Why are you so damn expensive?
Your healthy fats are extensive
But you’re making me broke
And you’re a hard one
You won’t be ripe for a while now
But I’m needing you right now
For the salad I made

[Aldermeeer]

Ma'am. MA'AM. You're amazing. Freaking hilarious!

[Simmons]

Hey, we could all meet and go to a local Whole Foods store and pool our money and buy an avocado.

[avadakedavra]

Binge watching all your shorts.
Your talent is crazy. Genius.

[vremster]

As a fan of both The Eagles and avocados, I adore this. Brava! Brava!

[ephjayt]

Ellie, you just won the internet. Please keep doing this

[SusanReik-ro]

She's my absolute favorite! Brilliant in every way❤

[Bobywan]

They are expensive because they require a lot a water to grow and are easily damaged during transport. Still, they should be cheaper in California than in Minnesota.
Thankfully, they're just expensive enough to spark funny lyrics out of a talented artist !

[chuck]

Loved The Eagles for decades. Loved you for the 20 minutes I've been binging you.

[bradjohnson]

This song is so sad, I feel your pain. That poor salad.

[chrisbetts]

Haha! Don Henley and Weird Al will be proud!

[mfalaval]

beautiful voice
love to here you beautify the original lyric to strumming acoustic guitars

[Chop-sloppy]

I’m binging your shorts tonight, but adore your humor, and am in awe of your talent as both a wordsmith and singer. Tnx for giving us something to enjoy, that’s both intelligent and enjoyable, on this channel❤

[DAMmusicshow]

If anyone would sue over something like this, it'd be him.

[TheSkystrider]

She can sing! Seriously wow! Also, i love avocados too!

[SayMyLance-I-Oughta]

I'm impressed by both your speaking and singing voice

[trixie]

Its crazy how talented you are, and now the voice… im loving and a little jell

[stumpthegeek]

Bravo!! I think my favorites so far are this one, Jurasic Park Ops, and Death Star Janitor

[jeremydysinger]

😂 Same for IPA's at the local breweries. Minus the healthy fats. 🤣

[mbnaprapat]

You're insanely clever! Love your humor😅

[hend]

Love it! BTW what happened to the accordion song? That was my favorite eventhough it is not adored by historians.