Pluto would like a word with Neil Degrasse Tyson #shorts

Pluto would like a word with Neil Degrasse Tyson

Neil
Sometimes you’re cold as hell
I felt that shade from miles away
Out here in the Kuiper Belt

Lest you forget I’m a glacial b****
I’m a demon made of ice
You know my surface temperature
I’m cryogenic when I take the mic

Look, you and all your metrics
“mass too small,” “orbit eccentric”
Criticizing my shape and size
With your geocentric aesthetics
Nah, I ain’t clearing my neighborhood
‘Cause some Terran Karens suggest it
And I might have moved on
from your coup de grâce
but don’t you think that I’ll ever forget it

Fee Fie Foe Fum
When the sun goes red and the giant comes
Bad day for Earth but I’ll have a nice view though
Until then, good luck
Love Pluto

Rap by Elle Cordova
Beat by Kato the Producer

[ralfklonowski]

I would never have thought how far nerdy space poetry can get. This is brilliant!
Favourite line: "But all the the ice potatoes round here adore me."

[glowry]

Hell hath no fury like a dwarf planet scorned!

[thatcringyplaneguy]

Eminem been real quiet since this dropped.

[rhueoflandorin]

somebody send this to neil if he hasn't reacted to it yet. omg, that was great.

[irvinetustin]

I've never seen anyone blend the arts and the sciences so smoothly.

[opim]

"I will have a nice view though." Earthlings will be scrambling for the nearest final safe spot away from the red giant . That's when they will realise the worth of icy Pluto.

[BuckeyeBrad]

After a long day of work, my dog and a rap about Pluto by Elle makes it all better

[chrisyoung]

Your love of Pluto is truly other-worldly.

[DanSlaughter]

This .... This... Is the best one. I 💙 Pluto.

[dragonprincess]

Pluto will always be a planet in my heart

[nomadMik]

I miss when Epic Rap Battles of History was this good!

[moore]

Now THAT is comeback Karma... lol excellent work!

[chriscoy-jqgp]

Terran Karen love it! That rhyme was cold af!

[Sigma.Infinity]

"When the sun goes red and the giant comes"

[Federalrepublicofsprout]

"Pluto is not a planet, its a drawf-planet"
Me: Thats still a planet.

[stagwoodink]

Too good. I need the response. Rap Battle Neil!

[dcltdw]

Man, I really hope NdGT sees this <3

[EricWestphal]

OMG. Just when I think you've done the best ever (with the last Pluto rap) you blast it out of the park. Nice view indeed! Long Live the King of the Dwarves!

[diegovicente]

First the poetry was top notch, second elle is amazing and getting a bigger and bigger fan everyday, third pluto IS a planet because with the new horizons discoveries it made the third aspect that a object must have to be a planet: be a geological active place. Is a ice active place not hot only. Justice for

[VKCSJ]

Good onya Elle, you've neiled it on the head!!