Introducing Christianity Lite!

Tired of boring old Christianity? Try new Christianity Lite - all of the same great terms, look, and feel of Classic Christianity, but without any of the commitment!

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[staciebrooks]

I used to be a witch until I had an encounter with God and gave my life to Christ. You can’t serve two masters. I’ll take the version that’s not watered down.

[Powerduo]

There are a lot of luke warm Christians out here! With Christ it's ALL or nothing. Some of us Christians even struggle with that fact but it is what it is! Give Him everything. 🙏🏼🙂

[simplyart]

Sad thing is a lot of Christian’s are like this

[thanosdoomjuggernaut]

I want the full OG Christianity. I want all the calories and fat included.

[Elohim-and-Marcel]

Matthew 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
Matthew 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

[ericanderson]

Finally the Bible gets an update. It hasn’t had a sequel for 2000 years.

[chemsabada]

if you tolerate everything, you stand nothing

[Jay-myxp]

There is only the original Christianity.
There is no lite version. Your all in or all out

[arsalan]

funny because i feel as a muslim that i get more offended for someone insulting jesus than some christians today

[MUZA]

I thought that was a woke sober bam magara

[richa.s]

It almost sounded like crystal light powder drink flavor.

[sheepleslayer]

So... drink till you forget you're straight?

[Ithdisciple]

my neck hurts and my chiropractor bill is to the moon from all the smh'ing i do everyday...

[soldtobediers]

''For none can either box God in -- nor box God out.''

[JohnHenrysaysHi]

The full video is amazing. Was glad you brought up Enneagram. I don't think many realize it's Satanic/occult but even using it surface level, it's fatalistic which pulls us away from hope.

[bimaljoshi]

Wow... Haha good jab right there loved it

[supersiblingsbiblestoriesf]

And we are now hiring Dylan Mulvaney as a spokesperson. Nevermind. We're hiring her as God.

[mustang]

After enjoying some Christianity light you'll be ready for more advanced woke theology.

[Neil-Jones]

CHRISTIANITY LITE...
*Half the commitment
*Only 5% tithe
*Laser light show, smoke machines and 30 ft jumbotron song services
*Peekaboo alter calls.
*Sunday service always over by 11:45 so you can beat the Baptist to Golden Corral.

[stephenshelton]

The Bible needed a reboot! Plus, you know with JJ Abrams name on it, it's gonna be amazing!