The Christian Woman’s Starter Kit

So you've given your life to Christ, but now what? Let us equip you with everything a Christian woman needs… besides Jesus of course.

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[TheBabylonBee]

What items are you looking forward to recieving in your Christian Woman's Starter Kit?

[jamesc]

I literally was at a local Christian book store the other day and recalled looking at all the 'Jesus/coffee' wall hangings and thinking to myself this is just the Bee

[ctreid]

"Or, if you're not into heresy, Allie Beth Stuckey." Had me rolling! Hahaha!

[ThinWhiteAxe]

I live in the South and I work at a craft store and I'm frightened by the accuracy.

[BasementBerean]

For women in more liberal areas, like where I live, there needs to be a Justice Alpha Woman kit. Learn to be obsessed with whatever MSNBC and NPR are obsessed and and force your opinions wherever possible at church, while ostensibly behaving like a Christian.

[cupidreindeer]

It's uncanny how she actually looks like a Christian woman who unironically puts up Live, Laugh, Love posters up on her wall.

[martynlloydjonesfangirl]

I have been keeping Puritan paperbacks in my purse and reading the bible with 800 page commentaries. Thank you for letting me know I'm doing it wrong. I will be sure to join a pyramid scheme, buy a flowy polyester cardigan and a "gather" sign for every room in my house.

[stormythelowcountrykitty]

This is mildly amusing but truth be told I’d be very blessed to have such a spouse as this.

[hereticsaint]

You nailed it! I felt the same level of nausea watching this as I do when I run into these in real life.

[AtlasReburdened]

She forgot to mention that smiling with your mouth slightly agape and a gentle look approximating mild confusion in your eyes in every photo is absolutely mandatory.

[shannonhawkins]

I think that should have been titled: “New Age Women Pretending to be Christian Starter Kit.”

[zunalter]

Oh man it's like every women's conference ever

[Reverend_Sashimi]

Being from Brentwood, TN, I know this is about 90% of housewives in the area... Don't even know if you could consider this satire. 😂😂😂

[stultuses]

The fact that Christians can laugh at themselves speaks volumes in terms of acceptance

I was expecting to see something on starting at home and not chasing a career, maybe in the next version

[lutherseye]

"If you would partner with us to spread the Gospel, any donation large or small lays down a brick in the road being paved for the Kingdom.

Thank you for your generosity!" T.C.T. network

[ZeeroDubs]

"Or if you're not into heresy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ddamesco]

That bit involving Allie Beth Stuckey's book had to be the funniest to me. "If you're not into heresy ..." 🤣

[MistyBlueOcean]

Don't forget to include a curling iron since curling your hair every day is a must! 🙃

[chpskate]

She’s a great actor!! Please more! Good stuph!

[thepottereden]

I think this might be the funniest vid to date😂
More accurate than i care to admit