The Worst Jobs in the Zelda Universe

Legend of Zelda: The Link is an Ass

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[throwachair]

Easiest job is bottle maker though.

"Hey, how many bottles did you make?"
"Four."
"Four? For the entire kingdom?"
"Yep."
"Eh, seems like enough."

[Forever_Zero]

Yes, Link is the biggest thief in Hyrule, even worse than Ganondorf

[SvenInMotion]

But the pot resets every time you go in and out. Whoever makes pots would probably be rich thanks to the crazy dude smashing them all the time lol

[miimaster]

Worst Jobs in the Zelda Universe... aka Link Ruins Everything

[SmileytheSmile]

I bet KFC is considered a prestigious restaurant in the Zelda universe, considering how hard it is to get chicken meat.

[kirabrabazon]

actually.... I think the pottery business is booming hardcore in the zelda universe. you can break the pots all you want but then you just step away for a bit and they've already bought new pots to replace them. The potters probably barely get any rest, what with all the monsters and semi-mute kid/teens running around breaking people's favourite pots

[turababbas]

Wouldn't a pot maker be the best job? It would have a high demand.

[QyfieK]

I thought it would be Hyrule castle guard. I mean mention a Zelda game (in Hyrule) that the castle doesn’t become an evil castle of despair!

[sakichuvt]

Isn't worst job in zelda waiting in a small cave with a sword infront of you waiting for a hero to arrive not comming out of there

[jaredcook]

-Dungeon Renovator (forced by their customers to go against their best judgement and place treasure chests in the middle of the room where people can see it and easily raid it, and bomb-able walls)

-Mortician (“Alright, corpses. Into the furnace you g-...wait. Did...did Link just use the Triforce to wish everyone back to life?! AGAIN?! Damn it, you gotta tell people you’re gonna do that before I start my job! Oh, Hylia! He’s alive and on fire!)

Locksmith (that’s an all day job, buddy, with all those locked dungeon doors)


Nature Documentary Maker: (“and here we have the wild Lynel, prowling in its natural habitat. You see, folks. Lynels are highly misunderstood creatures by nature, and they are often assumed to be vicious, violent....it’s standing right behind me, isn’t it?”)

Engineer: (*hearing the banging on the door and people shouting* “It’s not my fault! The Calamity took over the Guardians! Who knew that fully automatic, tactical assault robots, could be used AGAINST the good and wise people of Hyrule?!”)

[amateraceon]

Ok, but how did the customer service person know Link had a Hookshot issue if he couldn’t tell her?

[Cloofinder]

The worse job is being a guard at hyrule castle since they fail to defend the hyrule Royal family.

Guard1: oh no ganon has returned! What do we do!?

Guard2: well the hero of time isnt around so I guess we just leave and wait til he comes back.

*all the guards leave and go to KFC*

[TheNN]

I don't get that pot farmer's issue. He literally just has to walk to another screen and back, then it will be regrown instantly.

[kyleoliver]

The woman’s voice kills me, and her frustration just makes it funnier 😆😂🤣

[FormerGovernmentHuman]

The potter should be the richest guy in the universe...
The demand is infinite, people have alot of bombs, hearts and rupees to store.

[harimenon]

"The alarm worked this time. That's good. Right?"

[Katsuyami_]

Potter: we found peace with nice handcrafted items in our homes

Every millennial (probably): Ok boomer.

[erazure.]

What about heart surgeon? The hearts would just disappear all the time

[shanemerrigan]

I know this came out over a year ago, but I seriously *just* noticed the bomb-sound placement during the pot-dude's curse, making the take a literal F-Bomb.
Well played, Dorkly. Well played... (0:22)

[alotosius]

I'm surprised you did not put in architect, what with all the insane dungeons.