Ghost Stories with Jordan Peterson

[SteadyEddie]

Jordan Peterson to Ghosts: "Clean up your afterlife"

[frailty]

I swear jordan peterson could walk into a murder scene and say "well thats interesting"

[galaxyofreesesking]

if his house gets haunted, he doesn't call a priest. he expels the demon by giving it a lecture about turning it's life around.

[someonerandom]

Everybody gangsta till the most logical and scientific member of the group starts talking ghost stories.

[sarafrankel]

"Well, that's wierd. i didn't open those *D* *A* *M* *N* drawers"

[forestpill]

jordan peterson be like:
8pm: well that was weird
3am: bro that was actually paranormal shit

[ninjaviking]

Jordan Peterson seems like such a chill dude.

[Kwlondon]

Bet Jordan could do a killer Kermit voice.

[jumpwhistlefart]

"Was he a ghost?" "Well he wasn't a waiter, that's for sure"

[AceAttorny]

"Hey, why is my wallet missing?"
"Uhh... Hotel's haunted."

[medsuit]

I always think jordan peterson would be such an amazing character in a tarantino movie.

[FriendofDorothy]

I have also had two supernatural experiences. One was in 1990. I was living in the back room of a house here in L.A. owned by my friend. The house is on a hill and the room had a sliding glass door and was facing a fairly steep terrace with steps and two levels with chairs, etc . I had fallen asleep with my desk lamp on and the phone rang at about 3 A.M. It was a weekday work night so no, I was not drunk or on any drugs. I answered it and a very urgent male voice said "Turn the light off. Turn the light off!" That's all it said; I was alarmed as I thought the call must be an emergency at that hour but I hung up and turned the light off. I was kinda creeped out but I opened the curtains and looked out the sliding glass door. There, on the second level of the terrace I saw a figure, a male stooped on his haunches and casually smoking a cigarette. Looked like an older male. I really felt the adrenaline electrify my spine. He was looking right at me very intensely and directly into my eyes; I still remember the eyes to this day. I figured he was a transient or some peeping Tom. Strangely, after a minute or so I did not feel any sense of danger.. He just remained in that position and stared at me intently with this intense curiosity. I soon decided I better go across the hall and notify the owner of the house but I had to turn the light back on to do so. After I turned it on I looked one more time so as not to make a fool of myself and the figure was gone. The next day I barely started to tell my friend what I experienced and he shrugged. "Oh, that's just our ghost. I have heard him on the steps inside the house several times. He was smoking, right?" I said "Yes". He said, "Well. two men have died in this house before I owned it." I've never forgotten the experience. My other story is wild too, but this comment is long enough already, lol...

[justine]

"You can have anything you want" Dr. Peterson probably asked for eggs, not cooked eggs.

[keirameredith]

"THEY HAVE NAWT BEEN COOKED"

[navnavnav]

this was the trippiest thing to watch he’s so good at telling a story

[jamesbarnousky]

"Do you have any supernatural experiences??"

Mm-hm. }:|

[aqswde]

You tell he’s Canadian by the fact that he actually waited the second time round for the cooked eggs 😂

[CNSninja]

Those two closing lines were fucking brilliant despite their simplicity 😂

"He must've been a ghost!"
"Well he wasn't a waiter, and he certainly wasn't a cook!"

What the hell hahaha

[oxivixo]

"So was he a ghost?"

"Well he wasn't a waiter that's for sure"

That was so whitty 😂

[TheLotharx]

That second story was absolutely horrifying. I haven't slept in days. Every time I close my eyes I'm flooded with images of raw eggs.