Typical Audi driver 😂. Jk we love you guys. #audi #quattro #cars

[skipadbutton]

I know a Nigerian prince that needs his help too…

[themindset]

Ahh the eternal dichotomy between people who love cars and people who can actually afford them 😌

[devangrana]

As a Quattro trim owner I can confirm, you can change the language. Just have to look under the blinker fluid section in the AMI. ☠️

[theylive]

Literally the nicest Audi owner you’ll never meet. 😂

[Mystic-lr]

Growing up the neighbor said his parents Audi was the Olympic edition

[PercentAshamedOfU]

Salesman: “So let’s go over the spec sheet. Tell you all about the…”

Audi driver: “Yeah yeah. Whatever. Looks expensive. I’ll take it.”

[IvanMorningstar]

As a c7 owner, i can confirm that the car needs blinker fluid every 2 weeks .

[CodElevator]

I own an Audi, yes, we actually very much use blinker fluid.
If you don't know, there's actually a sprayer that pops out (it sprays a mist when you use the windshield washer), concealed under the headlights 😂

[k_the_v]

I didn't recognize this because the Audi wasn't riding my bumper on the highway.
*this happens regardless of which lane

[GrAYvTrAnE]

I remember I worked somewhere and the "big boss" drove an R8. We worked in an environment where cars were a mutual interest between 90% of us. I asked him. So did you get the 4.2 or 5.2. He answered "yeah it has that, it's fast". I answered "cool, nice car"

[bemm]

For one he’d be too smug to talk to you, which leaves your answer to two and three

[barfly]

I said to a BMW guy that pulled up to a gas station: " Hey.. Nice F10, how's it been treating you? he replied, "no, this has a v8"

[DeltaEcho]

Love James' "Mr. Mom" energy: "Quattro, Cinco, whatever it takes."

[Brock]

Also accurate for Porsche drivers. I remember one time I was at a concert; talking to the couple beside us and cars came up. She mentioned they had a Porsche. All I said was: “cool. I love Porsches. What model?”. She said “oh, you know. I don’t know hahahaha”. Then the husband said: “the SUV one”. Normally, I’d say they might be pulling my leg, but these were really expensive concert seats. I just couldn’t believe that they didn’t even know what model they had.

[brianjewell]

This is 1000% accurate. I saw a Imola B5 S4 Avant, manual.. unicorn.
I said to the guy "Holy shit I can't believe you have a 6 speed B5 Avant"
Reply "No, no, the A5 didn't come til later this is a S4"

[voidsy]

"Im selling land on mars u interested?"

[viktorbihar]

Bro got straigh to the point with the last one😂 At that point, I woulda just given up and been like... no, you aint my uber😂

[flyingmunk]

Lol, I got a way better laugh out of this than I thought I would. Thank you

[Joshyohmygoshy]

You know this guys loves the calls about, Vehicle extended warranty!

[jackwestcott]

My favorite are the BMW bros who finally upgraded from their souped up Accord to the BMW 428 and just drive fast as fuck everywhere because “it’s a BMW and it’s brand new.”