The real reason no one fights Samoans

[Ttran]

Samoans, Polynesians, Hawaiians, want them on OUR side, ok?

[phastinemoon]

Only fade I’d run with a Samoan is if I’m a barber, and they come in asking.

[thelza]

I'm Samoan. Even I don't want to catch a fade with other Samoans. let that sink in.

[DVAcme]

When I was doing my medic training for the Army, my best friend there was a Samoan named Tuitele. Dude was 6'7", almost 300 pounds of pure muscle, and the sweetest teddy bear of a man you'd ever meet. The dude always had a smile on his face and would give everyone a helping hand no questions asked. Dude was so fucking strong that, when we were doing evac training, he'd carry TWO people on his shoulders. Funniest part was that he told me he was the baby of the gamily, and when he showed me a picture of his family, he was THE SMALLEST ONE. His brothers looked like three Rikishi Fatus.

[charrleschervanik]

I knew one guy who was Maori in high-school. Real soft spoken, friendly, thought about everything he said before saying it. People mistook that gentle nature for an easy target. One dude pushed him around on the wrong day and got slept in one hit. And keep in mind, he was small for most Polynesian people, and he Mark Hunt'd a mfer, imagine that but taller and trying genuinely to harm you. If you want to fight that be my guest, I am not paying your medical bill.

[logansisson]

"I'd rather covid with asthma" got me gaspin

[elaishh]

The friendliest individuals are often capable of inflicting the most violence. In life be careful who’s peace you steal.

[GrogBeefkins]

Samoans gotta be the scariest and the nicest people you’ll meet

[chadsmith]

I’ve known Samoans my whole life and can I say this without doubt. You fight one Samoan, you’re fighting the whole damn tribe. Perfect example, two teenage girls started harassing this older Samoan woman, calling her racial slurs and the like. Well, the older didn’t like what they were saying and started chasing them down. All of a sudden about, a dozen or so Samoan women appeared out of nowhere and started beating the hell out of them.

[Melody_See]

Samoan neighbors are seriously the best. I had one move in next door to my house when I was in middle school. Fast forward to me going to college and the neighbor wanted to buy my motorcycle to teach his kids to ride. It was too small for me and I ended up just giving it to him for his kids. It was from the 1970s and had been through hell so it wasnt worth much. A few years later he heard from my Grandfather that I had brought a place to live and needed to build some front steps. He gave my Geandpa $100 to buy wood for it. This was in the early 2000s so I ended with a nice set of steps and a small porch from that money. The last time I ran into him was at a grocery store and he spotted me and dragged his son over to make him thank me for the motorcycle. Turns out that got his son into loving them and he moved up to racing them. His son gave me the biggest hug I've ever had in thanks.

[mathisntmybestsubject]

Samoans: (vibing)
This guy: *“We finna fade!* Right guys?”
Rest of the world: “Nope.”

[vp]

This guy speaks sense, I’m Hawaiian and I have Samoan grandchildren as my daughter married a guy from Samoa. My grandchildren are big boned if you know what I mean… my son-in-law a football player still has the bench press college record and he’s out of school 24 years.
The point I want to make is people get into trouble when they mistakenly identify meekness and passiveness for weakness. Polynesian are the most peaceful people but don’t get it twisted they will fire-up in a flash if you F with them. So then, drink lava and peace🌺

[alemirdikson]

I only met one Samoan man before. Dude was 7 feet tall, 400 lbs, and his legal, given name was Go Mega.
He was the surliest, meanest bastard, but had a heart of gold. Dude worked at the same pet store my sister was managing. When she was threatened by a customer, Go Mega just hovered over the guy, snarling at him like a guard dog.
Aint no way in fuck am I getting into a fight with no 7 foot tall man named Go Mega. Whatever Go Mega wants, Go Mega's gonna get it.
In all seriousness though, dude kept my sister safe while she was working in a dangerous part of town, and I respect the shit out of the man.

[laser]

Samoans won't ever give you a reason to fight them. They are legit the friendliest people on the planet. I almost fought one and I was ready to die, he said you sure? And I said no, but I'm proud, and he laughed, I laughed, he was the best man at my wedding.

[johndunn]

I never mess with islanders. A sizable portion of my highschool was Pacific islander, and not a single one had a beef with anyone at our school. Only time I saw one mad was when a dude from another school got handsy with my boy's sister then turned around and got got by about 7 or 8 teenagers built like walk-in freezers. Gentle giants, but if you wrong them, you're in for a world of hurt

[koinijikoimizu]

Knew a PI girl in elementary school. Always thought she was gorgeous but like, she was the only PI in the whole danged place. We chatted on and off right through HS. Only knew her to be bright, cheerful and sweet as honey. Gal was also tall.

Apparently some dude copped a feel and she put his head **THROUGH** a metal locker. Like, school was let out early, there was an ambulance and everything. Some kids said they caught a glimpse of her parents and family after the school called them.

Let's just say, the mountains glared that day.

From what I remember, was there was a LOT of apologizing to her, she was not given a punishment (ladies, you know that is rare and WILD) and she was back to school the day after. Dude who was forced fed his daily dose of metal took a bit longer to return but most folks gave her a healthy bit of respect afterwards.

Patty, you're still a legend in my heart girl.

[carriemartinez]

Some years ago, my neighbors were Samoan, they were the BEST neighbors ever!!! However, our neighborhood Chad decided to start a fight with one of WHOLE. DAMN. FAMILY came out to fight him, and you could see the soul leave Chad's body before the fight even really started!! Chad got the ass beating of the century, and never bothered them again!!! They were amazing neighbors, as I am a true introvert, they would literally forcibly YANK me out of my shell to go to their cookout, and I always had a great time!!!

[LocalB.B.HChamp]

Bro samoans are the epitome of gentle giants. They are 6ft 7 and 350 with hands big enough to make a yoga ball look like a ping pong ball. Fightin them is gonna be like fighting thanos ong

[haywoodchablomi]

Samoans are really friendly, guineunly nice, good-hearted people. I bought my house from a Samoan, rent to own. He helped me become a homeowner in 7 years.

[Nizhonibearcreek]

My dad used to say be careful of the power of a man who can create great destruction but chooses not to .