Jurassic Park Gets Audited

[hahano]

"We spared no expense!" - John Hammond

Expenses were spared.

[henrik]

I love how the entire plot of Jurassic Park is basically a safety audit, so Mason would be just an addition to the main cast...

[BenjamminFranklin.]

They were so busy seeing if they could do it, that they forgot to get the correct paperwork filed in triplicate

[tahraethestoryteller]

I love the way Mason says “like a frog” like it’s common knowledge

[CopAid]

*“Mason finds a way”*

truly inspiring

[theatricalhorseschlong]

Jurassic Park is a film that perfectly describes what will happen if you fuck around and find out with nature.

[Montasir]

JP: Maybe driverless cars are bad.
JW: Maybe spheres driven by children are perfectly safe.

[courtz]

I love the safety audit series. I'm an ecologist working for an international consultancy. The amount of things our H&S department had no clue about us doing, like that we were "working near water" without Water Awareness training. So, with that context, this makes me laugh hard

[cadebayerl]

Now Mason needs to audit the zoo from the Jurassic World movies, he totally won’t find anything wrong there

[ashoftmrw]

Pretty sure THIS is the real reason they built the thing out near like Costa Rica instead of like the US or Australia or something. Limited regulatory oversight

[laurenconrad]

I love how the self-driving cars is more of a union issue than a safety issue. 😂

[ArcherSchlegel]

Finally, a place where Mason doesn't complain about them handrails

[DawnDavidson]

“… yet I don’t seem to be seeing a single ounce of common sense, here.”

Or handrails, Mason. Or handrails! 😂

[cronosgamesold]

What a lot of people forget is the 1st movie is a safety audit

[wjzav]

"Ah, I see you are relying on electric fences to keep the dinosaurs in. But of course you have backup systems in place in case there is a power-outage right. Or otherwise, the only thing between a hungry T-Rex and some kids would be some useless cables. Also, I see your employees are planning to leave the island over the weekend and you have only a skeleton crew for that time. How large exactly is that skeleton crew?"

[Dakota_The_Apollo_Kid]

Mason a real chad, he's my favorite character, need a full movie of this guy

[donatodiniccolodibettobardi]

They spared no expense!

...on bribes.

[alialluaibi]

That park has never passed the safety inspection test, EVER ! The fact that it got re-opened 5 times or so is just crazier than the dinosaures themselves !

[purplespades]

We all know what Mason was actually jotting down on his clipboard.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[thatperson]

I feel like Mason will get a stroke hearing about Indominus Rex in Jurassic World and how poorly the staff secured it.