When Hogwarts Gets Audited… Again.

[Ky_Soul]

Wait until he hears that if you're a good student you get to have a time traveling device.

[liamhamilton]

I can just imagine Dumbledore being as calm and whimsical as ever saying yes to all of his questions.

[PlasmaMongoose]

The most amazing thing about Hogwarts is that so many students survive it.

[knpark]

The only reason that the wizarding world is kept secret is simply to keep all OSHA inspectors away.

[leonwinchester]

It's even funnier when you remember that Hogwarts castle not just the stairs is entirely held together with magic. So a magic emp goes off and it turns to rubble immediately.

[Dunybrook]

No wonder Voldemort was so terrified of death. It's all due to Hogwarts being such a traumatizing environment.

[SirinVoidQueen]

And as we all know “getting expelled is worse then death” as Hermione said

[isabellascott]

“Wait a student killed a teacher? And he didn’t get in trouble for it?”

[zkstudio]

Hagrid: There's no safer place than Gringotts. Well, except Hogwarts.
Hogwarts: 👁👄👁

[TheRandomMan]

It’s onto when you start hearing all this stuff out loud you start to realise how absurdly dangerous Hogwarts is.

[kaisawatson]

My prayers have been heard. I think there's still room for part 3

[Jordan.A.]

Hilarious. Perhaps the following could be used for part 4...
-- Homicidal Mer-People in the black lake
-- Secret Passage that goes from a children's school into a nearby town full of grown, shady adults (Prisoner of Azkaban)
-- Mirror that causes those who look into it to descend into madness
-- There's a ghost haunting the girls bathroom. Oh and there are several thousand more ghosts haunting, like, everywhere else.
-- Then there was the one time that the ministry of magic took control of the school, and literally tortured the students with cursed quils.

Yeah... Hogwarts needs to be audited... again, again.

[zaquhe]

That "Jesus Christ" was delivered PERFECTLY

[DeckotheGecko-mg]

"We've only had a couple deaths" Dumbledore said calmly

[Foxxy..]

“I honestly cant think of a single thing that could make this more dangerous.”
Fire breathing dragons.

[SoulHopper]

Wait until he has a talk with Filch or Peeves...😂

[emanuelperez]

I would watch a whole short film down with HP quality about an inspector 😂😂 and Dumbledore is with him along the way. Ohh the interactions would be splendid.

[lore_shards]

I sense Mason is going to be around Hogwarts a time

[redpandamurphy]

Don't forget that on one of the staircases, there is a step that just vanishes, and there is also a poltergeist causing mayhem around the castle whenever and wherever.

[briannorman]

To be fair any wheelchair-bound students could probably be levitated up but I’m not sure if that’s much safer 😂