Every Young Adult Dystopian Novel

His life is exactly like yours, except toothbrushes are totally illegal.

"Every Young Adult Dystopian Novel"

Written and performed by Eric Feurer.
Twitter: @EricFeurer
IG: @birdsinbeer

Directed by Trevor Hembling - @trevorhembling
Produced by Hatched - @hatchednyc

[lakobause]

Also remember that nobody tries to fight the cartoonishly evil super-government until they're inspired by a plucky photogenic teenager.

[poiumty]

This seems like a man who reads a lot of YA dystopian novels.

Clearly, he hates them. But he also has a crush on them.

[klop]

He's "quiet" but talks for two minutes straight without shutting up.

I love it.

[LCTesla]

Main character personality traits:
- quiet
- nerdy
- clumsy
- anti-social
- a charismatic leader that unites the underclass in a revolt against the tinly veiled bougeouisie metaphor

[Paintplayer]

When I was 13, I would've read this and changed my whole personality to mimic that of the protagonist for two weeks

[syntaxerror]

they said "ass" and "frick" two times in the book and it's R rated.

[nakenmil]

This needs more implausible divisions of society with catchy collective shorthand names.

[TheHumorgod]

This is like the 8th time Ive watched this and I just realized that Crest isn't just a stereotypical shitty name for a lead character, its a goddamn toothpaste brand. Dammit.

[Wubbazt]

i love how there is absolutely no reason for toothbrushes to be illegal. they just… are.

[throwbackblackcat]

Wait till halfway through the third or fourth book when you realize that the time skip was just there to age up the main character so that he can have a terribly written, slightly underage, very uncomfortable, chapter long sex scene - probably with the government.

[DavesFriends]

Why so much hate on the 3rd book? In, like, 20 years, people are gonna start admitting it's their favorite. You're just not ready.

[eilaye]

Ah yes my favorite character: Čreśt whytninstripps

[vanthemanproductions]

I bet Suzanne Collins feels a lot like Oppenheimer when she sees the monsters she (accidentally) helped popularize.

[commercialchase]

I love how they spend the first five pages over describing Shy Beefy Boy, and then the mom dies on the next page.

[marlymarly]

Just finished sneaking inside the secret government base. I’m incisors now.

[Im_Behind_You]

The hand signal murdered my insides and left me gasping for air

[vinegar]

I used to have this shitty job as a janitor at the hospital and to tide over the time when I was on break I used to read dystopian YA novels because my grandma always gave me a bunch of them but never actually read into them. And let me tell you, some of them were exactly how this video described them. Save for the fact that most of them were written by James Patterson.

[Comkill]

“I’m strong, and I’m quiet.” -A man who keeps talking

Honestly that’s probably the most accurate part.

[AtheistPirate]

His dad must be the elusive Fifth Dentist that everyone's always talking about.

[gabrxael]

Oh dang, you performed on "All Characters Welcome"! That's so cool!