Defending the Empire from the Rebel Alliance

Why would anyone support the Jedi? This is the same group that housed rebels on Alderaan.

Thanks to @PeterScattini for camera and @DetonatorCallan for PA.

#waltermasterson #starwars

[waltermasterson]

Some corrections:
1. The guy at the end said the ICJ ruled against South Africa's claims of Gen - OHH - Side. That is false. They ordered Israel to take steps to prevent one which includes letting in Humanitarian Aid. Which Israel has yet to do.
2. My captions at the end are covered by YouTube. It says that the 5 Arab countries that attacked in 1948 did so because towns in Palestine were being ethnically cleansed. This is called the Nakba. Zionists will once again point to events of 1948 and give no reference as to the motivations.

[Christopher-gpiv]

"What does that have to do with Star Wars?"
The confidence in that delivery was hilarious. Great stuff.

[FRISHR]

“Oh I’m not brave enough for politics.”

5 drinks later:

[hrnd_hstran]

The only stormtrooper who doesn't miss.

[boeroeng]

Anyone ever noticed how many stormtroopers die in battles? Now THAT is a masaccere.

[parkernolan]

Anakin didn’t kill kids, the younglings were really just short terrorists that were going to try and kill Padme

[geargeekpdx]

"They're bringing Sandpeople. they're bringing Ewoks. They're taking our droids. They're slowly crawling in non-CGI miniature models. We must build a giant black Space Ball that goes PEW PEW PEW -- and the Dune trilogy will pay for it!"

[kaleblam]

“Five Arab countries attacked-“
“WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH STAR WARS” 😂😂😂😂

[ItsChevnotJeff]

Red is the color of violence, war and blood, while green is the color of life
Rebel space craft shoot red lasers while the Empire shoots with Green lasers
It's all in front of us, people

[rarted]

Luke was a teen that was radicalized by an religious extremist and then went on to attack a military installation killing hundreds of thousands of soldiers and civilian contractors. He should have faced justice.

Never forget.

[cheesyfromindonesia]

At least the unemployment rate, debt rate, tax evasion rate, homelessness rate, crime rate, hunger rate went down for Alderaan

[DingoOverlord]

I like how most people agreed when he said “Luke Skywalker is a terrorist.”

[nhaedzwero]

They always say "The Empire killed my family", "The Inquisitors tortured my friends and hung them on the square" and "The ISB took my child in for questioning and I never saw them again", but they never say they condemn Saw Guerrera.

[PatrickWDunne]

"The Mandalorian uses Baby Yoda as a human shield"

No, he uses Baby Yoda as a Yoda's species shield.

[Jane_]

4:00 this guy saying “Anakin was right to kill the younglings” was hilarious

[FRISHR]

“The Sith have the right to defend themselves!”

“But do you condemn the Jedi Order?”

[stefanbecker]

As an ex-stormtrooper I wanna thank you for what you’re doing, I served in Scarif before those terrorists infiltrated our base and the planet was wiped, lost a lot of good friends back there, glory to the Empire

[j.l.c]

LMAO I was one of the press covering the protest. Laughed my ass off seeing you with the Star Wars mask

[ohioplayerinva]

"What does that have to do with Star

[fatcat]

At first I was disappointed that the bit only contained about three different jokes, then I realized that's because these people have three different arguments that they repeat regardless of how often they're debunked. Perfect satire.