I'm asking 'old people questions' now. | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes

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About Anjelah:
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes was born and raised in San Jose, California where she grew up with four siblings in a large extended family to which she remains close. Anjelah found herself an internet sensation and pioneer in viral YouTube videos when her notorious “Nail Salon” bit from a local comedy show was posted and received over 100 million views! Shortly thereafter she was added to the cast on the original MADtv where she trademarked her legendary character, Bon Qui Qui. Similar to the nail salon video, the Bon Qui Qui sketch caught on and have been viewed by over 75 million people. The multi-hyphenate’s popularity has translated into four successful comedy specials: That’s How We Do It” (Comedy Central), The Homecoming Show (NUVO TV), Not Fancy (Netflix) and Mahalo & Good Night (Epix). She has displayed her acting prowess both on TV and film. Some of her credits include “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” “Superstore,” “Moms’ Night Out,” and “Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.” Her first book was published in 2022, Who Do I Think I Am: Stories of Chola Wishes and Caviar Dreams, a hilarious and touching memoir full of memorable anecdotes on how a Latina dynamo was able to forge ahead and become successful.

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[doriwilson]

I just turned 55 and my mom keeps telling me that I can ask for senior discounts 😮 what gets me is when they ask me "are you a senior?" I say no and my mom pops up with "yes you are you're 55" gee thanks mom😂

[tangyjoe]

When you get a package in the mail and say”Oh, that’s a really good box. I’m going to save it”

[edward]

The first sign that you're getting old is when the music on the elevator is your jam😂😂

[joandavis]

Those are middle age questions. I’m 75 and my questions would be: do they have a wheelchair ramp, do they have lots of restrooms, does the food come with no salt options, etc. Yes we will all get there someday if we live long enough.

[TravelPhotoWriter]

NAILED IT! 😂 I recently said to my husband "ooh come look at these quail birds" and we did that for 3 minutes and I thought "holy shit we are those (older) people"

[gilroman]

You know you're getting old when you get excited just to go home.
Ps. She's cute!😘

[rozchristopherson]

Another old person question: “How long is the bus ride. I’m gonna have to pee.” 🤣🤣

[jimnones]

Love this segment about old people asking questions. So original. lol

[mariateresamendez]

Anjela you know ALL old latinas take the centerpiece home 😅

[welcometoserenityisland]

I always make sure the place has bathrooms before I go there. lol

[debracarltock]

❤😂 I really enjoyed your comedy, And i'm so thankful that you're one of the Comics that don't need to use cuss words, To try to be funny!! And because you are So intelligent, That you don't have to use cusswords because so many Comics thinks that cuss words make you look cool, but they don't.🎉I Celebrate your comedy!!!😮

[roseq]

“How slippery was the dance floor? Don’t want you to fall again.” 😂

[yannascotto]

Very funny young lady. I enjoyed her comedy. Keep it coming.
I’m getting old too, and my “old question” would be, “when is nap time?”

[stevesebzda]

Lol 😂

About the food or centerpiece;
I once saw an older person put that small disposable container of bleu cheese dressing in her purse.
No disparagement, just frugal and some folks don't waste anything.
(Myself included I guess)

"Waste not, want not, " whatever that means.
(I'm full of old people sayings)
I'm my parents now 😂

[rickyusa]

Using words like "nowadays". 😁

[kevinthetruckdriver]

The really first sign you're getting older is when you see an attractive lady comedian telling *"I'm like old people"* jokes that was so 20 years ago *YOU TOLD THOSE SAME JOKES* to other people.

[justachick]

Nah, old people questions are, anyone know why I got outta my chair? Or now where the heck was I going?, or why did I pick up where's my list?, or did you hide my reading glasses. Or how about when you're looking for your when you're TALKING ON THE PHONE! THAT'S when you know your old!😂

[jonathanbaker]

I gotta give her props. Not one sex joke. Kudo my lady. 👏

[DirectCurrentu]

Happy Birthday Anjelah! Wishing You all the best! 🎂🌹👍

[AG-yjjv]

Shared this with my cashier friend down at the Family Dollar. Always a fountain of wit & wisdom, she laughed and said, "Old people questions? No. You ain't old till you you start askin questions you *got* to have an answer to, but the answers open up a whole WORLD of questions that all have answers that leave you asking other questions - until you get to that One More Old People Question in the end, ain't nobody can answer.
For example: 

"What's makin' my feet swell up?"

And your friend who knows everything, says something that for all the world sounds like she just told you to swallow *condoms.*

Q:  "I gotta take *what* ?

A: - with lots of water.

Q: "Is that expensive? It sounds expensive."

A: If you get the good kind that don't  make you poop all day it is. Set the phone alarm to take it. An cut out excess salt.

Q: *Do what?!* 

A: Either that or eat a banana every day.

Q: I *hate* bananaramas, anything else else has it?

A: Macademia nuts - a handful has 174mg.

So I get to the store, and find myself asking that One More Old People Question ain't nobody can answer:

Q: *Why do ALL the Macademia nuts have SALT on them?*