Soldiers Cheating On A Drug Test. #shorts#army

[dr.bright]

Bro the urine sample that are red and black should probably get to a hospital

[Zaxby]

Never cheated on a drug test, but I did get a false positive, took it to JAG had to take another test in 24 hours and passed clean. If you know you're clean, never NOT fight if you somehow piss hot. It's happened to a lot more people than you can imagine.

[lelandgaunt]

The commander can call a drug test over once reaching a certain percent on a random.

[srenkibsgaard]

If every soldier were seriously drug tested, there be no one left to fight. Think about who they recruit.

[charlesgillenwater]

Thank goodness they didn't test for drugs when I was a soldier. 1967-1970

[jimmythatguy]

Bro literally if you hydrate to an uncomfortable level, like a gallon of water in 20 minutes, piss once to get it clean and then continue to drink water at a rate of about 20 ounces for every 45 minutes you can pass for damn near anything. It's dangerous but you will piss basically ice water at that point

[cousinjake]

I knew an awful lotta marines that sure used to get away with it.

[zurfey]

Don’t try this but this is how you try this!

[Crazy-Chicken-Media]

In my national guard time I was randomly chosen for every single drug test because I was probably the only person the Texas national guard that didn't do drugs...

[TurtleFootMining]

Vinegar and Baking soda are your best friend before drug test 😅😅😅 this is coming from someone who was in the military 22 years with out a single dirty test smoking pot, sniffing coke 😅😅😅

[breedlofam]

My UPL had me piss for other people at least twice thinking I didn't know.

[derekwillbanks]

My first duty station ...fort puke ..I had just got to the unit in dec of 06, and had a recall formation from Christmas exodus....ugh...random drug test ..it was a random 100% UA... Everyone in the battalion got tested .. out of my company alone 75% failed for extacy.... Lol.. CID came in and found out one guy in company was the biggest X dealer on for Polk .. it was insane bc I had only been at the unit like 5 days... Lol

[Jmthisway]

We had tequila one night off post at a house party and I was blacked out almost when someone brought cocaine, I never done a drug in my life, barely remember any of it, I was 7 years in and wanted to be in for retirement, needless to say I failed a drug test and got kicked out, zero tolerance and no second chance, had perfect record and it didn't matter. Biggest failure in my life to this day.

[kobethompson]

I was on probation for three years and they where none the wiser even though they stood behind me every time!

[Swimmer]

"It's random." I call BS on that.

[lionlocVanDwellington]

I smoked weed the night before my meps test bc I was young an stupid. This was 08 at the height of the war. I’m sure I failed that test but they didn’t say anything lol

[SlightlyDisgruntledVeteran]

Unrelated to spoofing a drug test. But a good friend of mine was a pp watcher for the tests and i liked to save up my morning poo so he had to stand there and watch me do a poop.

[TBDF]

It's definitely possible most tests don't work for everything

[s.jproductions]

I won’t say his name because he just retired but IK a sergeant who smoked his first two years in the military, he got lucky I wouldn’t even test my luck

[Frank-ijlm]

Hey guys certo jelly pack gives you a window span of 3 hours to pass . I wont recommend if your in the military but for a job try it. Mix it with 32oz Gatorade. And drink hella water 3 hours before