Obama Goes Ham

In his 2013 State of the Union address, President Obama calls attention to the opposition party's lack of compromise and the abundance of Snooki tans.

LYRICS:
hey, what up it's been a while
how's your wife, how's your dog, how's your child
let's do this everybody listen to this
time for the state of the union
last year was wack but now we got a new one
fresh out the shrink wrap and i think that
if we try, we can do what we never thought we can do, son
because our asses aren't quite as broke
and our foreign policy's not as much of a joke
dreamin up imaginary enemies and droppin bombs like we mixed mushrooms and coke
so listen up kids let me teach you about the government
guys wearin ties all decide how all your money's spent
i try to make as much change as i can
but i can't seem to get it past man with the spray tan

this year i won't abide by that
imma introduce john boehner's face to my pimp slap
believe me, 2013's gonna be
the best damn year your grandpappy's ever seen

and no one can stop us from makin history
not even the man whose orange tan is a mystery
why would he want to be so tan?
is he an oompa loompa out on the lam?
why would he want to be so tan?
is he snooki & jwoww's number one fan
it's really weird to be so tan

you lie
the constitution is orange and so am i
In you're in need or got lots and lots
if you're clean or you're on the rocks
if you're a heeb or a proper WASP
I don't give a HOOO if you're green like you're roger klotz
or bright red like sriracha sauce
forrest gump told me life is a chocolate box
you never know what you're gonna get
so love every flavor like you got a big crate of otterpops
baby this america
bright orange, be carrot top
grow up to be president
you could be a dinosaur
you be a triceratop
I got a terra cotta body and a lot women want it baby I'm so orange
red White and orange
freedom is a word that rhymes with orange

alright someone get me a tissue
i'll compromise on the skin tone issue
but if i do you compromise too
instead of bitchin about all the things i do

according to the haters, i do everything wrong
alright, then put your tin foil hats on
if you blame me for stupid shit, i'll show you what stupid shit is
from now on, we all follow sharia law, bitches
nah, i won't abide by that
imma introduce john boehner's face to my pimp slap
believe you me, 2013's gonna be
the best damn year your grandpappy's ever seen

what about 1999? NO
what about 1865? NO
what about 1777? NO
what about 1611? HELL NO
what about 1539? NO
what about 1455? NO
what about 1334? NO
or -6 when Jesus was born?uh uh
what about -413? NO
when greece was still a democracy? NO
what about negative a million one? NO
when a dude was born with opposable thumbs? NAH
what about negative a hundred million? NO
when dinosaurs were smashin and killin? NO
what about the year the Earth was made? WELL...
and Ice Cube said it was a good day? MAYBE

[stargazerDC]

"you lie the constitution is orange and so am I"
- Donald Trump

[laurenredding]

if only they could look forward to 2016 and realize we have an even ORANGER politician

[jamesmoser]

You know, I really love everything that Schmoyoho makes, but this, this takes the cake.

[Derokin]

Baner's "Hey" gets me all the time

[bloodrunsclear]

'And twenty thirteen will be the best year you've ever seen'

Now THAT'S funny!

[jordanmicahcook]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this over the years. It’s a classic!

[frankienoe]

This songs composition is out of this world dude

[Taurusfilms]

I love that guy at 2:07 that does the awkward " A-Bum-Bum-BISHH!" and then laughs at himself!

[anorangeape]

John Boehner's "Hey" at 2:10 hahahahahaha

[anthonywatson]

thought he was talking about trump with the spray tan, if he only knew would would happen in 2016

[Smaster]

I hope all you dislikers realize that this isn't a political video... its just obama rapping.

[schmoyoho]

he is the man. that is a phrase that means he is great- for earthlings that haven't seen him yet, his channel is /gwatsky, it shall bring you great joy

[MigluGamer]

As an European looking at the congressmen I'm like "Hey that's the muffin man!"

[hellhoofer]

that feeling when people dislike this video just because they don't like Obama

[captainbrady]

I'm disturbed by a sever lack of ham.
I was expecting ham drones in Afghanistan, foreclosed homes dropped on Pakistan - the works.

[kovenmaitreya]

Years later and this is STILL THE BEST SONG EVER!! 😂

[VentusxBBSxSpero]

What about when Ice Cube said "It was a good day"?
...
"Mebbe..."

[ButterBradb]

This is quite possibly the best thing I have ever seen

[HrsinArund]

I love how the guy sitting with michelle at 1:58 considered clapping then bailed and tried to play it off

[bungus_the_fungus]

I think this may be the greatest schmoyoho upload of all time, the orange politician defending himself and the segment with the years are both legendary, and to top it all off, the song isn’t repetitive in any way, meaning you can listen over and over without it getting annoying