What Does Mars FEEL Like?

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[PaintingWinterMusic]

At this point I'd feel more comfortable if Michael just sent me a box of ultra sharp steel knives.

[davilandin]

"Don't breathe it in"
He says, as he pours it in a line

[alphabulblax]

"Michael why did you send me pure Uranium? I'm peeing blood now."

Michael: "I DECIDE WHAT YOU GET."

[LOLMGS]

"Well this is MGS 1"
'Cuts to a long playthrough of Metal Gear Solid 1'.

[Marshmallow]

He probably went to mars to get that sand, acting like he bought it

[arbalist]

Michael please do not send me asbestos

[spazmcat]

"Think fast chucklenuts"
*Breathes in mars shrapnel*

[pou-c]

"Im sending you 50g of this stuff in this box" out of context is insane

[argkitsune]

"I decide what you get" is such a terrifying phrase when Michael says it

[specialk]

20 years from now Michael is gonna send us a curiosity box with a new Covid variant in it and say “I made it as realistic as possible, deal with it”

[everydaychemistry]

"Pocket sand!"
*gives opponent lung cancer*

[thememeguy]

If Mars doesn’t feel like Michael's face, i don't want to touch it.

[dickygushy]

He really hit us with the "Ground up moon rocks are pure poison!" Cave Johnson special

[Klumzz]

The martians wondering where all their space cocaine went:

[ravenrealm]

"This is MGS-1"
"METAL GEAR?!"

[JustSomePasserby]

I was going to make an "Instructions unclear. Inhaled microdust and got chemical pneumonia" joke, but then you added the safety caveat at the end.

[Tanekoshima]

We ever get to Mars first thing we must do is recover the Rover and bring it back.

Lil buddy is a hero.

[icommitdie]

“well this is MGS1”

michael you really kept us waiting for this, huh?

[souptime]

That should be the slogan of the curiosity box, "most people won't want something that is dangerously accurate, but you aren't most people, are you"

[Baekstrom]

Important piece of advice to future astronauts on Mars: DO NOT breathe in the dust that clings to your space suit! Don't let the dust get into your tiny living capsule!