The Exhausting Life of an Always-Tired Friend

"We all have *that* friend—the one who looks like they’ve been in a cage match with exhaustion but still refuses to go to bed. They’re yawning every five seconds, rubbing their eyes like a cartoon character, and saying, 'I’m so tired, bro,' while starting another Netflix series at 3 a.m.

You’re like, 'Dude, just go to sleep!' but they hit you with, 'Nah, I’m good, I’ll sleep later,' as if they’ve discovered a secret energy source the rest of us peasants don’t know about. Meanwhile, their phone is on 2%, their body is on -15%, and their life choices are running purely on chaos.

The funniest part? They always claim they’re tired because they 'have so much to do,' but when you ask what, they say, 'I dunno, just stuff,' while scrolling TikTok like it’s an Olympic sport. By the time they finally pass out, they’re out cold in the weirdest positions—like face down on the couch or wrapped up in their hoodie like a burrito.

And the next day? Repeat cycle: 'I’m so tired,' followed by absolutely no plans to fix it. Someone get this friend a blanket, a reality check, and a good night’s sleep—because clearly, they’ve got beef with bedtime!"