Kyle and Timmy Pick Out a Messed Up Turkey - SOUTH PARK

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Kyle and Timmy go to a farm to get a turkey for the play. Timmy picks out a "messed up" one bound for execution.
"Helen Keller! The Musical" S04

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EXT. RANCH - DAY
Establishing. PAN along a bunch of cows milling about and
then SETTLE on a large red barn.
INT. BARN - DAY
Kyle and Timmy are walking through the barn with the rancher,
heading for the turkeys.
RANCHER
What kind of turkey are you looking for?
KYLE
A smart one; That can do tricks!!
They finally reach a hay area of the barn where several
turkeys are milling about.

RANCHER
Well I ain't got a whole lot left, it
being almost Thanksgiving and all -- but
go ahead, just pick one out.
Timmy scans along the turkeys and finally comes to a really
fucked up looking one, who appears to be mentally and/or
physically handicapped.
Timmy's eyes light up.
The Turkey stares back at Timmy.
TIMMY
(Pointing at the Turkey)
Timmy!!!!
RANCHER
Oh, that one's a little messed up. Not
exactly the pick of the litter.
TIMMY
(Pointing)
HAHGH!!!
KYLE
Uh, Timmy, if we go back to other kids
with that turkey they're gonna be pissed.
TIMMY
TIMMY!!!!!!!!!
RANCHER
Yeah, best you not take THAT one. I was
just about to take it out in the yard and
put a bullet in its head.
KYLE
WHAT?! Aw, dude don't say THAT!
TIMMY
(Spazzing out)
TIMMY!!! TIMMY!!!!!!!
KYLE
Alright, we'll take him. How much?
RANCHER
Fifty bucks.

KYLE
But you were just gonna take it in the
backyard and put a bullet in its head!!
RANCHER
I know! Now I gotta find something else
to shoot!
Kyle thinks.
KYLE
(Reaching in his pocket)
God dammit... HERE!
The rancher picks up the turkey and places it on Timmy's lap.
Timmy smiles.
KYLE (CONT'D)
Alright, Timmy, let's go.
Timmy and Kyle head out.
RANCHER
I've got a one legged pig if you like,
too.
KYLE
(Walking out)
Aw, blow it out your ass!!

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southpark

That's a messed up turkey but nothing gravy can't fix

skagamnesia

Kyles a good friend to pay $50 for a disabled turkey that Timmy wanted knowing that everyone else would be mad.

blackrbryan

"Kyle, why are you doing this to me? "

Eric Cartman

klaym-lee

I just realized that this is a Charlie Brown Christmas parody

cameronkoontz

I love how Timmy is actually pretty normal, he just can only say his name and has broken legs

hypnoticskull

"I got a pig like it, too!"
"Ah, blow it out your ass!"
This is why he's my favorite

weenbeen

This is quite a memorable episode. I also think it’s my favorite Thanksgiving episode! The part where Timmy sends Gobbles away is so sad. Even Heidi’s dog, Robby, is dead.

JMAR_GAMES

"now i gotta find something else to shoot"

ytcensorship

Kyle acts like such a parent to Timmy here!

He knew that they needed a smart turkey and if they pick Gobbles - others would be pissed

But he didn't want Timmy to feel bad so he got him the pet that his boy wanted 🥺

He's so caring and still such an angry little bean "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS"

lylabroflovski