I CAN SWING MY SWORD! - Minecraft Song

Enjoy this Minecraft song about swinging swords!!!

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I CAN SWING MY SWORD!

Lyrics:

Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword

You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!

No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner
Welcome to my manor, manor
I ca ca ca canna canna

Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword
Whenever I get bored, bored
I can swing my sword, sword
I can swing my sword, sword!

Once I hit the floor boards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive
But it was a write off!

Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?

Ha!

That was rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds

If you don't you're lying
But that would be fine
Because it is awesome
And you're probably jealous!

I can swing my sword, sword
'Cause I am the lord, lord

Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddssssah!
HA HA HA HA HA!

Vocals/Lyrics by Toby Turner/Tobuscus

© 2012 Tobuscus

[Tobuscus]

GonzoSSM did some animation on my new song - check it out!
the goat

[fulgur]

Back when a diamond sword was a legendary end-game item

[blen_dysstudio]

I'm actually surprised how I still remember the lyrics clearly til this day. Haven't heard this song in a very long while.

[lz]

The fact that this just randomly came back to life on TikTok as a trend is amazing

[disprisk]

When you tryna beat the weird kid allegations but this banger comes on

[amnotmichael]

His sword is special, for it has three diamonds instead of the usual two.

[valentine]

When you still remember all the lyrics even after 7 years
“I’m still worthy!”

[AnomalySource]

Tried showing this to my cousin.

He called it “OG Brainrot”

[wrongteous]

If Jack black doesn't sing this in the Minecraft Movie, I'm not watching it.

[vapecat]

Ah yes. This is what one would call a “hood classic”.

[bryananimates]

What a nice Minecraft song! Hopefully, it doesn't get included in Brainrot memes!

[theunstoppablebeing]

The amount of people who never knew him and use the sound on tiktok

[RileyQuigley]

Under U.S. law, Tobuscus’s patent will expire on Apr 12, 2032, at which point anyone could produce his diamond sword.

[Phils_Story]

"911 What's your emergency?"


*I want to go back in time.*

[CutestDemon]

TWELVES YEARS later, i cant stop thinking of it, damn what a legend...

[styanax]

Let's say, hypothetically, you like my sword sword sword. Okay, let's even say my diamond sword sword. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from personal experience that you cannot afford, 'ford, 'ford my diamond sword sword. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that even if you could could, I have a patent? Now, let's say no-one else can make a sword exactly in this manner, manner. For the sake of the argument, welcome to my manor, manor.

[Pixelcraftian]

The fact that he made his sword out of 3 diamonds means he is superior to all of us

[penguden_]

Remember turning it down when he said frickin diamonds
The good days

[promaster]

I'm very glad that the internet randomly decided to make this relevant again. What a funny song

[ckdkskdhchdhanansh]

People who keep complaining about how he made sword with 3 diamonds haven’t even listened to the song. He has a patent