College Majors Slander

make sure to SMASH that LIKE BUTTON so hard it NEVER EMOTIONALLY RECOVERS

like any good confused genzennial in need of guidance from a higher power, i have costar on my phone, and it told me the other day to "try not to get lost in the futile pursuit of authenticity." i feel that way with this channel sometimes, cuz i wonder how i can stay "authentic" to videos i want to make while i am also painfully aware of the need to monetize my passion to be able to keep doing it. but i said, screw it, imma listen to costar, and imma just make this slander video because wtf does it even mean to be "authentic"? (it really is a futile pursuit) if i wanna make a slander video, i should just make a slander video, so i did and here ya go :)

but still, i think about this stuff. i don't want to be one of those channels that just hangs on to a fad or makes stuff just to get views, but at the same time if my channel isn't "good enough" then i don't get to do youtube as much because i still need to eat and have a roof over my head. that's true of any passion, right? if you like to draw or write or sing, if you want to be able to do that thing the most you possibly can, you need to figure out how to get that thing to make you money. which i think is sad, right? cuz the world would be better off if we had more artists and less bankers, but that's not what our society is set up to reward.

anyway, these are just some random thoughts i had floating in my head. i think this is a pretty universal feeling, and i think one way to fight against the dread and horror of our capitalist system is by realizing we're not as alone as we think we are.

also sorry i know i keep talking about this topic and beating it like a dead horse but it's my life right now and it keeps me up dude

anywho, enjoy the meme video :) next video probably coming monday (it will not be a slander video)

twitter: @introverted_mad

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[Hello]

As a bio major I can not only confirm that we combust when we go outside but also explain why.

[maxblechman]

Didn't even have to make a joke about the music majors, we speak for ourselves

[rohanpalavali]

Inaccurate; CS majors don’t clean their clothes.

[NumberCord]

The two paths of a history major: Unemployed or McKinsey

[BenDover-tkjj]

As a Business major I will in fact exploit as many tax laws and citizens possible to fatten myself on all your work giving nothing in return. Your children and your childrens children will be paying for my kids interpretative dance tuition, hair implants and my eventual divorce settlement

[josephwilliams]

As a recently graduated chemistry major, can confirm that 85% of my jokes throughout college were about how little money I was going to make

[theonlyalecazam]

Physics majors when they realize that they will end up being data scientists

[boilingpot]

Remember, if you ever feel useless, know that there are music majors

[jokerpilled]

As a psychology major, you forgot the part where 99% of the class is all girls and they all have 6’4 athlete boyfriends.

[duane]

As someone who failed out of college and went military, don't fail out of college and join the military.

[JMoore-voii]

As a recent philosophy grad, I can confirm that most "lectures" are basically a 90-minute Q&A forum

[kadensullivan]

as an int studies major who actually has a goal with this degree, I relate. there's so many people in poli sci who have absolutely no clue what the hell they're doing other than "maybe pre-law"

[packagedaureolin]

As a nursing major the slander is real almost everyone in my class is ready to go for happy hour at the bar or go out to clubs every week even some of the professors lmao

Alternatively: Nursing majors being taught to respond like an NPC when confronting an upset patient

Edit: GUYS I FUCKING MADE IT I GRADUATED WITH A BACHELORS IN NURSING I AM FREE DONT GIVE UP

[anthonylabarbera]

aerospace engineering majors when they go to the airport

[emeraldflame]

Pre-Med majors knowing damn well that they probably won't get out of the gulag until their mid 20s at best

[oak]

i love how physics majors is just a misspelled philosophy

[MisterPercent]

CS majors grinding leetcode for months just to get one internship before graduating, and then that leetcode work didn’t relate at all to their internship project.

[Dynamic_]

As a freshly graduated English major, this is strangely accurate

[bladder]

as a psych major, i can confirm that i'm becoming more mentally unstable with every readings

[swordofstrife]

As a math major I can indeed confirm that none of us are sober