How guys will rationalize anything when a girl isn't texting back

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[shahzod]

"And did you?"
"No"
Feel that

[perturbedbatman]

Well, good news is that if the girlfriend was kidnapped and sent to a foreign country, Babbel will be moderately helpful.

[ashamansedai]

"Babbel has a ton of languages"
"Even woman?!"
"Tech has its limits"

[lowercase]

“I swear she still likes me, she just died and I have to revive her from the grave”

[RayMak]

That's why we remain sane. Time is relative.

[johnchessant]

imagine being Zach's neighbor and hearing through the wall for no reason, followed by "wait let me shoot that again I don't think that synced well with the first 'OHHH!!!' and also I'll make it louder", followed by more

[horseoperamarker]

"did I leave my phone on airplane mode?"
"heh, did you?"
"haha, no"
😭😭

[ReflinWulf]

I honestly didn't see that ending coming it was amazing

[realdragon]

Engineer: It's metal tube with 200 people inside NO WAY this thing can fly

[xhaidendsouza]

This is your best video! Every second of it is hilarious. Just the perfect amount of jokes, chaos, and the worlds greatest crossover of all time. The plot twists and everything. Wow

[gigachad]

"Wait did I leave my phone on airplane mode ?"
"Did you ?"
"Nooo"
I feel you man

[Stonecat]

Thank you Zach. I'm literally sitting here having waited about 11 hours for a girl to text me back today, and all of these reasons seem super logical! I appreciate you assuaging my worries.

[BlatantPlagiarism]

You sir are the master of the call back. Cannot believe you brought back the kidnappers 🤣🤣🤣

[champplayz]

Yeah she didn't respond in 3 weeks and the kids didn't come home from school since May 7th, she's probably just visiting her mom's place.

[pinesyeet]

This is so accurate, just combine it with the feeling of knowing you're thinking like an idiot when coming up with all these LOL

[HumGoo]

"This is the worst Yom Kippur ever"
Every Yom Kippur is the worst Yom Kippur ever

[charbinger]

Literally posted as I sat on the toilet, impeccable timing.

[StephanieJeanne]

😂I've missed the kidnappers! Hilarious!

[francislalhmuakliana]

@1:56
- I remember after a flight I went like three weeks without a single call or text and I was like, "Did I leave my phone on airplane mode?"
- And did you?
- No...

Felt that...

[hugoforcada]

"-But didn't that happen 8 years ago?
-Yeah but time is relative
-Yeah, Einstein did say that"
How do you even come up with these things??? 😂😂