Items: Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Minecraft

Why are Minecraft’s dolphins such jerks? Why does the Wandering Trader offer such poor merchandise? Why can’t Steve get through an episode of this show unharmed? Find out all that and less, in this video all about items!

[curllum]

“We have loads of complaints”
*shows WE WANT CAVE UPDATE*
“No not those ones”
At least they’re self aware
Edit: this didnt age well...

[UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

The cave update is just one huge meme now

Edit:Welp the Caves & Cliffs update is coming now

[Glac]

"I've got just enough power for 3 more episodes"


We'll miss you computer lady

[Chaoddity]

"Noone can ever accuse us of being socially irresponsible ever again"
*very next sentence*
"I LOOOOVE STEALING"

[diettomato]

The cave update is like mojang’s half life three
edit: yes I'm aware of the new cave update

[DiggoryJiggory]

THEY SHOWED THE WORDS CAVE AND UPDATE NEXT TO EACHOTHER

CAVE UPDATE CONFIRMED

[splogxyz]

THEY ACKNOWLEDGED THE CAVE UPDATE REQUESTS

I REALLY HOPE THEY ARE ACTUALLY WORKING ON A CAVE UPDATE

[jsoc]

“Evacuate the city, engage our defenses...”




“...and get this computer a charger”

[Bongs]

#0: You can rename the items to make song lyrics!!!1

[arman]

1:52
Don't ever say that Mojang doesn't listen to the community

[GojimusPrime]

1:52 HA its always funny when the creators are concerned about the fan base this actually made me laugh! 😂

[subspace]

"I've got just enough power left for about 3 more episodes."

SOMEONE GET THE CHARGER

[MoltenMonsters]

I feel like at this point mojang just isn’t going to update the caves, just to keep the meme/inside joke

[votederpycausemufins]

everyone: 'cave update'
me: why is talking about buckets labeled with secret swamp villagers?

[EmilyPrime]

“No one can ever accuse us of being socially irresponsible ever again!”

Me: *lands in water*

[A_very_good_cheese]

1:52
A minecraft worker seeing this: if we do cave up
Minecraft manager:NO

[OintmentNailhead]

“We’ve had tons of complaints like these.”
*_”MAKE A MINECRAFT CAVE UPDATE”_*

Edit: Holy moly 1k likes. Thank you!!

[lasgnadudepizzaslife]

This video : *Exists*

Minecraft veterans: *you dare oppose me mortal?*

[emeraldeiscue]

Computer: "And soon, we had tons of complaints like these:"


"MAKE A CAVE UPDATE"


Minecraft community: ANGERY

[nicolassteckert]

"When we added the composter on the village update we even made sure they don't compost them(poisonous potatoes)"
*That's the evilest thing I can imagine*