Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

Oh what am I saying - of course you don’t. Screw you Nazeem. You and your cloud district can suck it. Bethesda and annoying npcs. Name a more iconic duo.

#elderscrolls #skyrim

[ilove]

Killing him on my first werewolf rampage has always been a bucket-list for every Skyrim playthrough I do.

[pokemontrainerred]

Using my one Thane get outta jail free card is a must on killing Nazeem.

[mitchelldrake]

I like how the guard is appropriately perplexed at the dragonborn being a depressed middle-aged man in a modern suit

[thebigcheese]

I decided to deal with Nazeem by capturing his soul and enchanting my dragonbone boots with it.

[tsarfox]

It was at this moment I decided to kill this man and use his soul to enchant my weapon. Not for the enchantment mind you, just so he'd have to spend all eternity in the soul cairn.

[nicklager]

Well since you mentioned it Nazeem yes i tend to go to the cloud district often when i meet Giants.

[basedbattledroid]

I literally went to Sovngarde and he still thinks wandering around the cloud district doing nothing is an achievement

[spltt-qr]

Soul trap him, drag his body to the cloud district and enchant your boots with the gem. So you will always be stepping on Nazeem.

[robertdaro]

"Yes Nazeem, I have been there. It's like 20 feet from where we are standing. Is this seriously what you're picking to flex with?"

[redeye]

So I installed a mod that just gives more dialogue options to NPCs. Mostly they just say voice lines that are usually random, or they have ones from other characters with the same VA, or they'll mix a few words together to make new lines, and I like it because it adds a little depth to a few characters without any. For example, the guy that works for Belethor who has basically no voice lines and chops wood outside the shop all day has a line where he says the Stormcloak cause is noble, but it's about the worship of Talos, who he doesn't even worship. The housecarl for Falkreath will say she didn't have family in Hammerfell so she wandered north. Jenassa mentions how Dunmer are treated poorly in Windhelm and how she immigrated from Morrowind after the Red Year happened. And Lydia will express annoyance for Nazeem (actually a lot of characters in Whiterun do, the Jarl calls him a petty boot-licker or something). But in Nazeem's case, something was very interesting.
Basically, I insulted him to his face and he started a brawl with me. And he had no protection while he was on the ground, so my last punch to his head killed him. There were guards and other people watching me beat Nazeem to death in broad daylight with my fists, and not one tried to apprehend me or gave me a bounty. Even the guards were so sick of Nazeem that they were fine with turning a blind eye to his death.
I tried to resurrect him afterwards, but the game quietly removed him when I was gone and put his urn in the hall of the dead anyways. His wife occasionally says "I hope the wilds claim you one of these days" in a tone that's way more tired than angry, but still talks to you as normal otherwise.
Basically, you should download it. It's called More To Say I think, should be available on consoles. If you want to beat Nazeem to death and get away with it, it's for you.

[md_]

-On my way to kill Anoriath for the Dark Brotherhood
- Decide to use Fury on him to let the guards do my job for me
-He's standing right next to Nazeem and stabs him before the guards pummel Anoriath to death

Two birds, one stone.

[chirsal]

The Cloud District is a location in the city of Whiterun in Skyrim, known for its elevated position and grand view over the city. Nazeem, a rather self-important and boastful individual, proudly claims to reside in the Cloud District, often reminding the Dragonborn of this fact. However, Nazeem's portrayal of the Cloud District is far from accurate, as his inflated sense of self-importance tends to overshadow the reality of his position.

According to Nazeem, the Cloud District is depicted as a place of exclusivity and prestige. He presents it as a realm of privilege reserved for the elite, where he enjoys a life of luxury and sophistication. Nazeem takes pride in the supposed superiority of the Cloud District, suggesting that commoners like the Dragonborn would never have the opportunity to experience its supposed splendors.

In reality, the Cloud District is simply an elevated area of Whiterun, accessible to all its residents and visitors. While it does offer a picturesque view of the city, it does not boast any extraordinary amenities or special privileges. Nazeem's characterization of the Cloud District as an elusive realm only serves to highlight his inflated ego and condescending attitude towards others.

Despite Nazeem's claims, the Dragonborn can freely explore the Cloud District and interact with its inhabitants, discovering that it is no more exclusive or remarkable than any other part of Whiterun. It serves as a reminder that true value lies not in social status or self-importance, but in the actions and deeds that one undertakes throughout their journey in Skyrim.

[za-not-warudo]

I once put a spell that makes him hostile. Worth it

[HugoSSLima]

Best way of revenge: Existential Crisis.

[joeysmith]

0:02 what if you wanted to go to the cloud district but Nazeem said-

[OlaftheGreat]

Step 1: Cast Soul Trap
Step 2: Cast Fury
Step 3: Laugh your ass off
Step 4: Use your favor as a Thane to get off scott-free
Step 5: enchant something utterly useless and leave it in a drawer in Breezehome forever

[OverLorD]

"I'll have you know that there's no

[scootza]

"Do you get to the Cloud Dist-"
"Do *you* get to Sovngarde very often?"
> *quicksave successful*

[Werewolf_Korra]

I literally teleport there whenever I go to Whiterun

[detectivebloor]

Genuinely one of the best variants of this ever made