101 Rodney Dangerfield 1 liners

A compilation of over a hundred Rodney Dangerfield one liners.

[andthisisbeckenlive]

This man was hilarious.
I'm dying over here. Whenever I feel low I just watch me some Rodney Dangerfield.

[peterrichards]

No better done...I watch this guy every day...

[piddlesmcgee]

That tie knot adjustment should be trademarked. Legend.

[maryroering]

17yrs ago today we lost this genius 🌹RIP Rodney🌹 Love and miss

[acepilot]

“One time a girl called me up on the phone and said, ‘Come on over there’s nobody so I went over there and nobody was home!”

[kh]

You know you're a legend, when your so called doctor is more famous than most comedians.

[edwardm]

There is no one like this guy in comedy. I can only pray to god for a sequel like him.

[brianb]

While in college in 1978, a friend and I traveled to New York City for a week. One night, we took in the show at The Improv. As we left, a limousine pulled up out front of the club, so we stopped to see who got out. It was Rodney Dangerfield! Wow! We took a chance and went up to him. He was the nicest guy you'd ever wanna meet. He took time out of his busy night and spoke with us 2 kids from Kentucky for about 5 minutes. What a wonderful experience. We followed him back into the club to watch his act, after which we went to Catch a Rising Star and within a few minutes Dangerfield showed up and did his act there. Truly a night I'll never forget! The greatest on liner of all time and a genuinely great guy!

[harrisonwintergreen]

Rodney's secret: the necktie is a joke dispenser

[MrMotor]

When i was 10 i bought his vinyl record. "NO RESPECT " i thought it hilarious then. I'm almost 50. And laughing even harder. Thank you Rodney. You made life worth hearing, especially in bad days

[mattgerrish]

"Yesterday I accidentally dropped a bottle of Viagra pills in my toilet now the lid won't stay down."
LOL

[Axeman]

There’s no medicine like laughter. Thanks, I feel much better now.

[Eyjafjallajokull_Snow]

For those of you posting here, we should all be grateful and honored to have lived in the same era as this comedic genius! There will never be another Rodney Dangerfield.

[gregparrott]

Even decades later, he remains the king of one liners.

[kjtheproof]

Anytime you want gut wrenching laughter, watch Rodney Dangerfield...🔥🔥🔥🔥 every time and he said there was butter on it 😂😂😂😂 great ending!!

[peghead]

The unrivaled MASTER of ONE-LINERS. I always love that, when on Carson's "Tonight Show", the set continued after Rodney sat in the guest chair and Johnny was the "Straight Man".

[grokeffer]

Rodney Dangerfield deserves much respect. He was the best.

[andrewjackdaw]

So many amazing jokes! Feel overdosed :) He is one of my personal favourite!

[JazzyJeffRealTalk]

“I GET NO RESPECT!” 🤣🤣 RIP, he was a legend

[johngallagher]

I'm glad I found this page ...last week was rough I tell ya . I was in rough shape last week.