Very Noita

Exactly as intended.

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[TRICpitator]

Noita is the most accurate simulator of how it would ACTUALLY be like to be a wizard:
blowing yourself up every 5 seconds

[KrimsonMera]

Noita, where your biggest enemy is yourself.

[LobsterSpecial]

"I don't know what I expected."

A classic end-of-Noita-run line

[mattirrodraca]

The noita experience. Always read and comprehend the spell BEFORE shooting it.

[ianhall]

Sometimes explosion resistance is a nice benefit.

Sometimes its a requirement.

[ryanprower]

My immediate first thought was "GET NOITA'D" on seeing "All projectiles become nukes!"

[dreddmau]

The average Noita run:
-you start
-you find some cool things
-"I wonder happens if I do this" or "I know exactly what happens if I do this"
-"OH SHI-"
-die ingame, die of laughter irl
-repeat

[thedumbone]

**reads effect out loud**
**fires anyway for some otherworldly reason**
Truly a noita moment

[AmirulIm]

Thor: "All projectiles become nukes."

*Proceeds to shoot at a nearby wall

[FlameWarProductions]

Currently sitting at around 900 hours in noita. Highest deaths are still to "Mina's projectile" followed closely by those god forsaken shotgun assholes and snipers

[daemonfox]

"All projectiles become nukes..." Pulls trigger no hesitation. GG Thor.

[okaberintorouwithagun]

This is indeed a Noita moment.

I once got the Teleport away when damaged perk thinking it would save me and if you've ever wanted to constantly be in chaos and hellfire that is the spell to go with. It'll teleport you randomly anywhere in the level for every tick of damage you take so once I got hit with poison I was just praying to RNG gods the whole time

[mGAARSNAL]

Reminds me of when I first found "Orbiting Nukes", like no, that can't be right.
And then it was right, it really put orbiting nukes on my spark bolt.

[SadraxRio]

"all airborne projectiles become nukes"
Famous last words.

[thejuggernautofspades]

"I found the notes to this spell in burned book beside a chared corpse, i will now cast it"

[nitefurie.]

Noita is a game that is not at all afraid to say “What did you think was going to happen” and I love it for that

[TruthNone]

And this is why you always take explosion immunity, even if you're not running explosions.

[auri]

Id love to erase all my memories of this game just to play it again. Still super fun to see people get Noita'ed while learning the ropes.

[Che]

It seems that all projectiles, in fact, turned into nukes

[poulshu]

"The five stages of grief speedrun" SENT ME.