Trial of the Gods | Noita Mega Wands

Hey there thanks for stopping by, this project initially began as a way to test my wand crafting skills which is why you may notice that the attacks seem a bit "experimental" as in there's not a lot of connection between each one.

I ended up learning a whole lot of new things about wand crafting after making this video, looking back, the 1st wand looks really scuffed now after making all 4 (though I can't really be bothered to improve it further).

Didn't really optimize the wands much since I essentially had 4096 slots to work with so you can probably shave off a couple hundred spells or so (also forgot to mention reward 3 may not work well in snowy areas).

Btw thanks for 1K subs, didn't really plan this to be a 1K special but I guess it is now lol.

NOTE: Unfortunately I couldn't find a convenient way to share the wands other than just copying it spell by spell, incase you're crazy enough to do that here's a few notes:
1. Turn cosmetic particles ALL the way down - Not just for lag reasons, but because some attacks don't account for higher cosmetic particles so some effects may look wack.
2. Throw the wands after casting them - They can cause lag just by having them in your inventory so throw them after casting.
3. Wait a few seconds before throwing - For some reason throwing them immediately after casting causes spells to be misaligned, I think this is because of the drastic shift in fps though I'm not sure.
4. Have a lot of room - Cast them in an open area like the sky.

Music:
DM DOKURO - Open Frenzy, Terraria Calamity Mod
Tokyo Music Walker - Way Home

Mods:
Spell Lab Shugged
Wand DBG
Cheat Menu by Everfades
Save Slots Enabler
Tweakeroo

0:00 Intro
0:40 The Trial
8:46 Reward 1
9:42 Reward 2
11:07 Reward 3
12:32 Short Commentary
13:04 Spells

[FuryForged]

One of the greatest things I've ever seen in Noita. G to the G!

[authenticbanana]

Waiting for the noita wand which when cast, automatically orders a victory pizza to your house when you kill kolmi. Though, that would honestly be less impressive than this absolutely incredible creation

[TheSteinum]

Next video be like "So I've ran Doom on wands in Noita"

[AhmedHan]

-1 The background music was not made with the notes.

[Winasaurus]

It's all fun and games until a telemage picks one of these up, randomly teleports to you, and now you're playing super hexagon until it runs out of duration

[niktniewiem]

This guy's mind has to operate in higher plains of existance. How do you even come up with a thought that this is even possible, then creatively and masterfully design and execute it??? This has to be one of the most impressive things ever in gaming history.

[axolotl_princess]

i love how the rewards are in theme with the 3 gods/forces of noita, magic, nature and technology

[lordxam]

Amazing. This really shows just how much untapped potential there is in this game using only vanilla spells. Would be cool to see more people making custom boss fights or other cool stuff like what you did for the eggs.

[souithief]

DunkOrSlam just showcased this on stream, and wow. This is seriously impressive. This is a major achievement, and impressive beyond belief

[IAmEnormous]

One of the craziest, most creative things I've ever seen done in a video game, period.

[burrdid]

building the wand ✖

fighting the wand ✅

[Skaether]

"no fucking way."
- my response when the fight and music started

[mrtoast]

Bro created the Supreme Calamitas Bossfight in Noita

[assamaavideo]

No kappas, aito noita, todellinen alkemisti. Syö sotkanmunia aamupalaksi ja paskoo illalla maailman ulos. Aivan älytön rakennelma, pakko nostaa hattua. Respect from Finland

[A_Person_OTI]

I'm glad that I finally got this video done, there were a lot of things that ended up delaying this such as school, burnout, and just my own laziness.

More specific examples include, spell lab (original) bug where the icon went missing (tried doing everything to fix it but ended up having to revert to an old cloud save and lost some progress) which happened twice (hopefully shug fixed this in the new mod), laptop constantly overheating, a part of said laptop broke off and had to be repaired, and the occasional loss of inspiration so I had to take a break for a week or two from time to time.

But hey I finished it eventually, as for future videos I plan on making a few (possibly scuffed) tutorials on advanced wand crafting however school has begun recently once again which means I'll be busy slacking off for the next few months so don't expect them to come out soon, until then I'll be retiring as a farmer in Stardew Valley so cya.

[aleafmusic]

THIS IS FREAKING INSANE!!!! I'm baffled, dumbfounded and flabbergasted. How do you even do something like this??? Apoti, you're a true wand master

[shemochu]

I... Just... Wow. I'm speechless, truly, you are deserving of the title, Alchemist.

[Senkii]

This has got to be the most impressive thing I've ever seen someone make in this game. Hats off to you!

[baronfox]

Absolutely incredible, it's not just a game anymore, it's an art

[GikamesShadow]

Self
Made
Bossfights
That is CRAZY xD