Bill Burr | I'm Not Playing That #shorts

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[InvestBetter.]

They made a deal.
She gets the sweater
He gets to make fun of her in the next special

[GimmeJimmy]

Yeah, he bought it for her. Telling this joke makes him feel a little better about buckling like a belt. 😅

[chicaalterego]

If I ever saw a 400$ sweater, I would turn around and leave the store in 0.5 seconds 😮

[mikefriend]

“But Bill it’s been discounted by 60%!”.
“What the fuck do I care? It’s still $400!”

[markk]

It's like women have gone thru a class at some point in their life to learn all these strategies Bill spoke of...

[chrisfillman]

This is one of the funniest, most honest men alive.

[KoRnBaL]

"Found sumthin that I like."

"Well, you better start saving up for it, huh."
-Equal Rights

[TheTacoMan]

She definitely knew the store was there and she most definitely knew the sweater was there too

[kauffrau]

"looks like I'm doin' it!" Nobody can stop Bill!

[wells]

... "The few, The proud... The Men who still have their balls"😂😂😅😅😂

[EaZyElroy]

Gets me every time lol my girls just fuckin adorable

[evieni]

Men who say that war is hell have never been married.

[jenn]

my husband's a sucker for that move lol, gets him every time.
admittedly, it's probably so effective bc I don't ask him for much

[alanbbrady]

Thanks Mr Burr. You have been my guide and moral mentor for these last few years. I have avoided misery and have more money thanks to your advice with clarity.

[aaronray]

They learn this shit early. They call it 'Man'-ipulation for a reason.

[tstyleartistry]

Lol. Bill makes me laugh every time. Even when I've seen it before. Arguably the best comedian. Top 3, at least. Him and Chappelle...and Kevin Hart.

[davidfitnesstech]

As a past SIMP, I used to fall for this stuff.

[GG-vvzq]

The Trump of comedy!!!! 😂😅🎉😂
Honesty...the new comedy tactical advantage!!! LMFAO!!!! Sounds like something that my Dad would have done!!! And, sounds like something my Mom would have done...all to a T. (Except that $40 would have been too much!!! $400? We have had cars 🚗 that we have paid less than $400)
But, Bill is WAYYY too good at making fun of both men (husbands) and women (wives) and then he tells us the TRUTH about marriage, and it's IMPRESSIVE and HILARIOUS!! 😂😅

[JeffreyGillespie]

I love when he does his “girl voice” 😂😂😂😂

[badbiker]

I am a very lucky man. My wife isn't into clothes, or shoes, or handbags, or any other kind of useless item that a lot of women feel they absolutely need. Unfortunately, I married a country girl, so she's into horses. You have a wife that likes sweaters, maybe you buy her a sweater. Maybe not, like Bill. But you get a wife who likes horses, and now you're spending money on feed, tack, farriers, vets, competition entry fees, and I don't even know what else. If I got back everything I've spent on those fucking horses, I'd be a millionaire. And you know they live over 30 years, right? So it never ends.