Bill Burr Stand-up Monologue - SNL

Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the outcome of the 2024 presidential election, catching the flu and Shaquille O'Neal's credibility.

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[WuhSuhDood]

I'm gay but there's too many comments so no one will ever know

[laalaastl]

Bill probably had a different monologue prepared before needing to completely rewrite it after Tuesday. He had a look on his face like he inherited his dad's helicopter tour business.

[nickmacarius]

SNL: "Try not to be offensive."

Bill Burr: "You know who I am, right??"

[cthesavage]

Crowd got deadly quiet when he mentioned vaccines lmao

[tfraserbboy]

I used to work at Office Depot and everywhere you look you see a poster of Shaq holding a printer 😂😂😂

[westcoasthockeybias]

"Somewhere between Applebee's and my Dad didn't stick around." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[halfalive]

"if i was regular size, this is the car i would buy" lolol

[awake]

dude, you can feel the crowd wanting him to talk politics

[michaelfreydberg]

Make a farmer feel like he’s got a shot😂😂😂😂

[jkmsaturn]

Bill Burr is so perfect for the rest of the show – all he has to do is survive the opening monologue. It's like driving a Ferrari over railroad tracks en route to the racetrack.

[imerges]

Agree or disagree with him, the man is a true old-fashioned comic. Keep it going man.

[butlermj]

How is the crowd so quiet? Glad I wasn't in the audience because I would've been that one guy cracking up by himself lol

[Cesar-bc]

Alright ladies, you're 0 and 2.
Bill Burr in his rhythm 😂

[Boaz]

"Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize half of them are stupider than that" - George Carlin

[jahigains]

Even if Bill has to be more tame on SNL, he's still pushing the envelope far more than most guests. I appreciate that. Always hilarious to watch him rail against resistance.

[shakeelnordien]

How Mr Bill Burr loves the awkward silence - that is Bill at his best - and this is him taking it easy! The more silent the crowd gets, the more powerful Bill becomes.

[NineEight_Nine]

I can hear Patrice right now flaming Bill from the heavens

[kraigpearlman]

Shaq catching strays at the end there LOL

[rositadiaz]

Is that empathy, Donald???? Hilarious 😂😂

[PrydeWater]

I wanna hear what Bill Burr REALLY wanted to say. This ain’t it.