Everything Wrong with Turtles All the Way Down

You can watch Turtles All the Way Down

If you are not in America, I have good news for you!

WHY ARE THE UK AND IRELAND 24 DAYS AFTER EVERYONE ELSE?? I DO NOT KNOW AND NO ONE LIKES IT!

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[AriOfAlderaan]

EXTREMELY disappointed with the lack of turtles.

[patriciomejia]

John Green: *writes a book that later is turned into a movie*
Hank Green: "Time to make fun of my brother. In public."

[recnepse]

Hank is just mad he can’t get the perfect stick

[rainbowslinkies]

I think gym teacher was a stellar performance compared to "dad at airport", much improved acting skills 😂

[sam-the-moomin]

I was already laughing at “Dr. Pepper is no one’s favorite soda” but I LOST it when he mentioned John’s cameo

[BellotaFloof]

It’s so considerate of Hank that he gives these critiques so that John can edit the movie and make it better

[traiton]

Personally, thought the volleyball coach was alright. Looked like a midwestern author.

[VagueHandWaving]

Total Sin Tally: 10
Sentence: Falling in love slowly, then all at once

[CMM]

Haha the smile after "totally unrealistic" is perfect brother energy.

[sk_lxr]

let's sue John for not being considerate of where Hank imagined they would sit at the restaurant. that's like the most important part of the viewing experience of this movie.

[alien]

This is the brother energy we expected 😂

[hunnybunny]

So what I’m hearing is that Hank is mad that someone else found the perfect stick before he did.

[spark-matter]

This is the most siblings thing ive seen this week, john makes a movie and hank *immediately* goes "okay time to criticize this"

[_D_P_]

Now I want a few key scenes with CGI turtles added in. Just photorealistic turtles casually in the background, sitting on a table, swimming in a sink. And then they get progressively more intrusive and numerous. Corridor Crew, make it happen. Make it absurd.

[skyistaken]

The "dont like it when dads die part" really made me realise the conplete scope into which i cannot and do not fully appreciate others frame of reference. I dont think it ever hit me that a father dying in media would hit a father (especially one who had faced their mortality) in a very very specific way. Like, i knew that, but i didnt capital K know it.

[emilymartin]

That slow Grinch smile for 'unrealistic' was a beautiful moment.

[brookewilson]

Dr Pepper is my favorite soda and I can’t believe you just called me nobody

[bubbledoubletrouble]

2:13 "If you were going to do it in Cincinnati, why didn't you just actually do it in Indie?"
Three words: Tax incentives, probably

[thesuccessfulone]

NO! Bad HANK! I saw that crow-eating grin after saying "unreali-Stick"

[votepeter]

A lot of things happened that feel like they were pulled from the John Green cinematic universe. Like Dr. Pepper, the "We're Here" song, OCD, and a middle-aged white guy that seems very invested in sports but looks like he'd be very bad at sports.